You might be a "real" biker if...

[alanmcorcoran]

...your "other car" is a bike too.

...your wife doesn't recognize you without your helmet on.

...you always take the long way home.

...you can go from 0 to 60 before you leave the driveway.

...you've had to use floss to get the bugs out of your teeth.

...you spend more on cigarettes than gas.

...you've attended weddings and funerals in full leathers.

...it don't fit in the saddlebags, you don't really need it.

...you've taken a leak with your gloves on.