GZ250 Rally and other bad ideas...

[alanmcorcoran]

I did a half hearted search to make sure this bad idea hadn't been floated before. It probably has, but I didn't see it right away so I'll forge ahead:

1) We plan a GeeZee2009 rally.
2) Maybe a two day thing - party the night before, road trip somewhere day of, eat, leave.
3) Locate it at the exact center of all of the dots on the location map.
4) Rent or buy Dupo a qualifying bike.
5) Sarris can trailer his bike.
6) Moe and I can ride out with the Lakewood chicks, two up. We'll leave right now so we get there on time.
7) We have prizes for "Fattest Ass", "Coolest Useless Accessory", "Most Disease Ravaged Skank" and so on. You can win synthetic MC motor oil or some carb cleaner.
8) Perhaps we set up a 2 mile drag strip and settle once and far just how fast these f'ers can go.
9) Get some sponsor money from Suzy, Inc. Also, alcohol promo's. Captain Morgan anyone?
10) Five people show up, one is riding a Harley and is lost.
11) We all lie to the rest of the forum about what a great time they missed.

I figure it's gotta be in the summer, because of the obvious. Probably IA, TX or OK. Who wants to organize it?