The Dentist

[Fawlty]

A golfer and his wife walked into a
dentist's office.



The golfer said to the dentist,

"Doc, I'm in a hurry.

I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf,

so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.

I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!

We have a 10am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30

already...

I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'



The dentist thought to himself,

"My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without

using anything to kill the pain."



So the dentist asks him,


"Which tooth is it sir?"



The man turned to his wife and said,

"Open your mouth Pet, and show him."