Victoria's Secret

[blaine]

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for
the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to
his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for
him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as
well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."She appears naked
on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, Good Grief! You'd
think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot....and the
Funeral in on THURSDAY at Noon. Closed casket

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