Drinking and Driving In Newfoundland.

[blaine]

Two Newfies,
Bob and Gary, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers.
The passenger, Gary, suddenly said, 'Lord tundering... up ahead -- it's a police
roadblock!! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' dese here beers!!'

'Don't worry,' Bob said.
'We'll just pull over and finish dese beers, then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.'
'What fer?'
'Jist let me do de talkin', OK?'

So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at the two of them and said, 'You boys been drinkin'?'
'No sir,' said Bob, pointing at the labels.

'We're on the patch.'
:2tup: :tongue: