HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE AN OLD BIKER.

blaine · 06-07-2011, 12:56 AM

Biker Bob was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Bob opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. Bob said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to Bob: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" Bob said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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06-07-2011, 12:56 AM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE AN OLD BIKER. Biker Bob was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Bob opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. Bob said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to Bob: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" Bob said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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