Grandma don't know everything.

blaine · 05-08-2011, 11:04 PM

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
“Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”

She was a little taken back, but she decided to tell him the truth.
“It's called sexual intercourse, darling”

Little Tony said, “Oh, OK”, and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
“Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse, It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.”

:tongue:

05-08-2011, 11:04 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Grandma don't know everything. Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was a little taken back, but she decided to tell him the truth. “It's called sexual intercourse, darling” Little Tony said, “Oh, OK”, and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse, It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.” :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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