[Sarris]

THERE ARE ONLY TWELVE OCCASIONS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD WHERE THE "F" WORD IS CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS :

12) "What the f---- do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Captain E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11) "What the f---- was that?"
-- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

10) "Where did all those f----ing Indians come from?"
-- General George Custer, 1877

9) "Any f----ing idiot could understand that!"
-- Albert Einstein, 1938

8) "It does so f----ing look like her!"
--Pablo Picasso, 1926

7) "How the f---- did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6) "You want what on the f----ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

5) "Where the f---- are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4) "Scattered showers my f----ing arse!"
--Noah, 4314 BC

3) "Aw, come on, who the f---- is going to find out?"
--Bill Clinton, 1999

2) "Geez, I didn't think they would get this f----ing mad!"
--Sadaam Hussein, 2003

1) "We are gonna whip Obama’s f----ing ass big time!"
--Hillary Clinton, 2008