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80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds
Her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in
My hand can have sex with me tonight!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
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"It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years."
(Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953)
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