Yeah well "it might not get above freezing tomorrow"
Oh noooooo! But Texas is about as well equipped to handle cold as Chicago is to handle heat (my room mate went on a tirade yesterday about redditors being all condescending about Texans freaking out about the cold. He brought up the fact that a "heat wave" of around 80 degrees caused a bunch of deaths in Chicago a few years back, whereas that's a cool day in summer here... that being said, the Oregonian inside of me laughs at school closures for a little bit of frost.)
I feel bad for y'all up there who have been in the negatives so much though, that's gotta be terrible. My part of Oregon never got that cold either, so I'd be a big baby up there too.