Thread: A Calm New Year
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Old 12-31-2013, 02:00 AM   #1
Fawlty
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A Calm New Year

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning. I finished off a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a pack of
Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle
of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

HAPPY (AND CALM) NEW YEAR!
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(Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953)



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