[alantf]

So then he went into the jeweller's....

Oid Loik a potato clock.

You'd like a what?

A potato clock sorr.

Hey up Paddy. Are you taking the piss?

No sorr. Oi want a potato clock.

Ok Paddy. What's a potato clock?

Oi don't know sorr, but d'ya see, oim starting a new job on Monday. Oi've ta be there for nine, so the foremans says that oi'l hafta get a potato clock.

(try reading it out loud)