[alanmcorcoran]

I don't think it's possible for me to get "all sensitive."

Regretful... maybe. Cranky, for sure. But when you're kind of a dick, you get used to the feedback.

I knew what I was in for when I put the D-bag photo up. Because they are so bad, providing chum for derision was about the only purpose they could possibly serve.

As far as my face goes, it only hurts when I laugh... or if I go poking at it with my finger.