Found these elsewhere: :popcorn:
"Tiger drives well in the fairway but does not fare well in the driveway"
"What were Tiger and his wife doing out at 2:20 am? They went clubbing."
"Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife."
"So..... Tiger hit a fire hydrant AND a Tree... guess he couldn't decide between an iron and a wood."
"What is the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards"
"From now on, Tiger will no longer be known as TIGER. He has changed his name to CHEATAH"
"What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians"
