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something to smile
Bush & Obama were sitting in a bar.
A Guy approaches and inquires: “What are you guys up to?”
Bush: “We are planning for World War III."
Guy: “Really, what's going to happen?"
Bush: “Well, this time we are going to kill 140 Million people and Angelina Jolie..!"
Guy: "Angelina jolie? Why, Angelina Jolie?"
Bush Turns To Obama and says: “See! I told you, no one would worry about 140 Million people!!!!!!!!!”
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“God creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonderful: he makes saints out of sinners.”
“People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand my complaint about them not understanding me.” --- Søren Kierkegaard ---
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