The economy is so bad that:
 

The economy is so bad that:

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now... only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Re: The economy is so bad that:
 

Re: The economy is so bad that:
 

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