Japanese Sex
 

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:




Husband: Sukitaki....
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.








I can't believe you sat and tried to read this as if you understand Japanese!
You are unbelievable!
I always knew you would read anything as long as it is about SEX...
You may need help !!

It's all Greek to me.

Just put this in a translator because I really am that bad. Its all gibberish...I'm so disappointed

I'd rather read Greek lol

As someone who can sorta read Japanese, I was suspicious at the lack of any recognizable words...

Obviously trying to make anyone on this forum feel bad for reading this post failed utterly. We are all a little off and damn proud of it!

Haha

A little off?? Speak for yourself!

Some of us are so far off there isn't even a trail to where we are :-)

I read it.

Very Japanese it is.

Really? Give us a fairly clean translation so we can have a laugh without being censored.

私はまたよもうとしました。
ちんぷんかんぷんのように見える。
たぶんキャシーさんは冗談をつくる。
トロルですね。

Наша российская, намного лучше, чем наш японский

Thanks a bunch guys. I may be trilingual but not in those languages.

Gefällt Deutsch euch besser? Oof, that's awkward sentence structuring... how 'bout
Mögen Sie Deutsch besser?

augen farber...blau...ja

Que?

Volkswagen?

Lada?

Наша российская, намного лучше, чем наш японский

Our Russian, much better than our Japanese.

Jonathan... who has blue eyes?

Ja, ich mag Deutsch besser als Japanisch.