Fido
 

Couldn't let the humor section go to waste.
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Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

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:neener:
Ok. Not great, but it's a start.

Q: What do you do with a no legged dog?
A. Take him for a drag

:2tup:

Good, good. I was beginning to think my attempt at humor was over-looked or offensive.

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Bad Dog Joke
 

Q. What do you call a three legged dog?

A. Skip

:neener:

Another Bad Joke
 

Q. What do you call a one legged woman?

A. Eileen (I Lean)

:tdown:

Last Bad Joke
 

Q. What do you call a no legged man in your pool?

A. Bob

:tdown: :tdown:

Ok
 

What do you call a no legged man at your front door?
Matt....
Cheesy I know! O_o

What do you call a no legged man hanging on the wall?
art
What do you call a no legged man sitting in leaves?
russel
What do you call a no legged man in a hole?
phil
What do you call 2 no legged men hanging on a window?
curt and rod

thought i would kept the cheese coming :lol:

So this string walks into a bar asks the bartender for a matini. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here, string."
This made the string absolutely furious. He started pacing around outside, getting himself all worked up and in tangles.
Then, he marched right back inside and said, "Hey, bartender, give me a drink!" The bartender turned to him a said, "aren't you the same string that just came in and asked for a martini?" The string looked him sqare in the eye and in a gruff, indimidating voice said...

"frayed knot"

Fido, the redeaux
 

What do you call a dog with no legs??

I doesn't matter, 'cause he ain't coming!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

Still no idea


If you don't get the cheesy joke, just think about it a little :neener:

Your ll sick... funny... but sick