Man - no matter how strong is no match for that little split tail between a womans legs.

Legs that are uneven will cause a table to rock.


:)

Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it.
(Elvis Presley).

It will soon be Christmas and I am still looking for my present to me.

Me, Myself, and I will be enjoying Christmas in the nude, scarfing down some pumpkin pie.

Pie and nude in the same sentence.........................oh my, kinky thoughts abound.

Abound go the kinky thoughts and I'm not one to judge, for me I'll just be laying back with ice cold beer and fudge.

Fudge makes you fat when you eat so much.


:)

Much ado about nothing.

Nothing swallowed - nothing gained.