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[davidsuserid]

Good afternoon all. I just purchased a 2002 GZ250 last Friday and the guy told me how great this site was for information and help. Just wanted to introduce myself and say Hi.

I already have to do some maintenance to (new rear tire, adjust some little things), but for $1200 and 7100 miles, I think I did alright. I look forward to doing lots of things to this bike (its my first!) and I am sure I will be bugging you all very soon.

P.S. Don't worry, I ALWAYS search for at least 3 keywords before I ask a question, I hate when people do that on forums. BTW, does drilling holes in the muffler help? Just Kidding!

[jonathan180iq]

If you drill holes in your muffler, you will automatically achieve 25HP and your top speed will increase to 100mph. Not only that, your bike will sound a Ducati Monster and you will able to sell it for $4500.

:)Good luck

[themarauderer]

If you drill holes in your muffler, you will automatically achieve 25HP and your top speed will increase to 100mph. Not only that, your bike will sound a Ducati Monster and you will able to sell it for $4500.

:)Good luck

Furthermore, you'll also get 300 MPG, your bike will fly like Marty McFly's hoverboard above traffic AND, you'll never need to clean it again :2tup: :rawk:

[Water Warrior 2]

Welcome David. The GZ is a fantastic first bike to ride and learn wrenching.

[jonathan180iq]

I'd give anything for a Marty McFly hoverboard.

[davidsuserid]

OH man, never have to clean it again, I am sold, get me a drill!

[jonathan180iq]

You'll want a 3 inch drill bit and make sure that you swiss cheese the entire muffler, not just the back plate.










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