Japanese Sex

[Fawlty]

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:




Husband: Sukitaki....
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.








I can't believe you sat and tried to read this as if you understand Japanese!
You are unbelievable!
I always knew you would read anything as long as it is about SEX...
You may need help !!

[Water Warrior 2]

It's all Greek to me.

[Goose51683]

Just put this in a translator because I really am that bad. Its all gibberish...I'm so disappointed

[bpdchief]

I'd rather read Greek lol

[ImaginativeFig]

As someone who can sorta read Japanese, I was suspicious at the lack of any recognizable words...

[Goose51683]

Obviously trying to make anyone on this forum feel bad for reading this post failed utterly. We are all a little off and damn proud of it!

Haha

[bpdchief]

A little off?? Speak for yourself!

Some of us are so far off there isn't even a trail to where we are :-)

[Cathy]

I read it.

Very Japanese it is.

[Water Warrior 2]

I read it.

Very Japanese it is.

Really? Give us a fairly clean translation so we can have a laugh without being censored.

[ImaginativeFig]

私はまたよもうとしました。
ちんぷんかんぷんのように見える。
たぶんキャシーさんは冗談をつくる。
トロルですね。

[bpdchief]

Наша российская, намного лучше, чем наш японский

[Water Warrior 2]

Thanks a bunch guys. I may be trilingual but not in those languages.

[ImaginativeFig]

Gefällt Deutsch euch besser? Oof, that's awkward sentence structuring... how 'bout
Mögen Sie Deutsch besser?

[jonathan180iq]

augen farber...blau...ja

[alantf]

Que?

[jonathan180iq]

Volkswagen?

[Water Warrior 2]

Lada?

[bpdchief]

Наша российская, намного лучше, чем наш японский

Our Russian, much better than our Japanese.

[bpdchief]

Jonathan... who has blue eyes?

[bpdchief]

Ja, ich mag Deutsch besser als Japanisch.