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Fawlty
12-31-2013, 03:00 AM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning. I finished off a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a pack of
Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle
of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

HAPPY (AND CALM) NEW YEAR!

Admin
12-31-2013, 04:29 AM
lmao

Happy New Years everyone! :)

Goose51683
12-31-2013, 09:10 AM
Thank goodness this took a turn away from the advice of Dr. Phil.

grasshopper
12-31-2013, 09:27 AM
lmao. I need to do the same, lol. thanks for sharing the advice. everyone have a great and happy new year!

Water Warrior 2
12-31-2013, 08:16 PM
Inner Peace was my gift the day I retired.

As for Doc Phil he should be banned from the planet.




Lynda was reflecting today about the past year. She is grateful for her retirement, a cross Canada vacation in her paid off 2012 Toyota and a diamond ring she got for Christmas.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE.

Cathy
12-31-2013, 09:19 PM
Happy New Years !

I still got 7 hours to go.

grasshopper
01-01-2014, 12:03 AM
ww congrats on yalls retirement! enjoy it! ride on. happy new year!

bpdchief
01-04-2014, 06:58 PM
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

Happy Nude Year all