Red Coats

[Fawlty]

Why did the British wear red coats in battle?



During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that Prince William
chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red coat."

Many people have asked, "Why did the British wear red coats in battle?"

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
During one battle, the French captured a British Colonel.
They took him to their headquarters and the French General began to question him.

Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked,
"Why do you British officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the officer informed the General that the reason
British officers wear red coats is so that if they are wounded, the blood won't show,
and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that’s why, from that day forward,


all French Army officers wear brown trousers….





So – now you know.

[haraldduus]

Thanks I realy love history, and the fackts that comes with it! LOL

[5th_bike]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's a great one !!

[bpdchief]

Comment osez-vous insulter le français comme ça. Vous cochons! Nous officiers français portons toujours une couche juste au cas où. Merde pour le cerveau! :lol: :lol:

[alantf]

Why do all the French boulevards have those big trees?

The Germans like to march in the shade.

[alantf]

When God finished making France he looked around, sighed, and said "This country is beautiful. It's too lovely. What can I do to stop it from being paradise? I know, I'll fill it with Frenchmen"

[Water Warrior 2]

Why do all the French boulevards have those big trees?

The Germans like to march in the shade.


I just blew coffee all over my desk. :lol: :lol:

[5th_bike]

Angela Merkel (current German chancellor) flies in to Paris (France).

Upon her arrival, the customs officer asks: "Country of origin?" and she says "Germany".

Then, the customs officier asks "Occupation?" and she says "No, I'm just staying for a couple of days".

[Water Warrior 2]

Too funny.

There was an article on the news today about French Canadians and their wanting to preserve their language. The author suggested they try it some where else besides this planet.

[alantf]

Angela Merkel (current German chancellor) flies in to Paris (France).

Upon her arrival, the customs officer asks: "Country of origin?" and she says "Germany".

Then, the customs officier asks "Occupation?" and she says "No, I'm just staying for a couple of days".

Must remember that one, to go with the "boulevard" :crackup :crackup :crackup

[Fawlty]

'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.'

Norman Schwarzkopf

[Fawlty]

Ever wonder why the French are so unpopular?
JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO.
DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?"



You could have heard a pin drop
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There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers ere taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers ame back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly:

'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply Emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day,
They can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'


You could have heard a pin drop.
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A Royal Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, the English learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the British Admiral replied,

'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'


You could have heard a pin drop.
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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The Englishman said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. You English always have to show your passports on arrival in France !"

The Englishman gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained,

''Well, when I came ashore at Gold Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."


You could have heard a pin drop.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Zingers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goose51683]

I love the last "pin drop" story.

My grandpa was a Fighting Seabee fighting on the Asian front. I know from his unit and the areas he was to be in that he should have been in some pretty hairy areas but he never speaks a word of it. On very rare occasions he'll mention something about the good times he had in the service, time on the ship, he's mentioned being on his way to Tokyo when the bomb dropped, mostly superficial information. After spending time in the service during the "war on terror" I've lost some friends but never anything even remotely close to what he would have seen on a daily basis. I've heard the hell that some of the Fighting Seabees when through.

It makes me sad both that I will most likely never know what could be one of the defining times of his life, but more than that I feel bad for what he has had to deal with and the way some people treat him as a second hand citizen because he's slower now, and sometimes gets confused.

It can be a real pain dealing with the elderly sometimes, but I'm fairly sure the most frustrating day will never come close the the things he saw on a daily basis for a few years in the '40s.

To anyone out there who is a vet or has a family member who has served past, present or future, I salute you, Thank you and love you for what you have given.

[Water Warrior 2]

:2tup: :2tup: Thanks to all our vets who have provided us with a free world to live in.