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Fawlty
05-08-2013, 11:50 AM
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when a young woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little round piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one.'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' The mechanic fainted.

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alantf
05-08-2013, 02:57 PM
So then she asked for a longer dipstick. "why do you want that?" asked the mechanic... "Because the one that's in there now doesn't reach the oil"

alantf
05-08-2013, 03:19 PM
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Water Warrior 2
05-15-2013, 08:33 PM
So then she asked for a longer dipstick. "why do you want that?" asked the mechanic... "Because the one that's in there now doesn't reach the oil"
I used to work with her twin brother. They had matching IQ's.