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Water Warrior 2
01-31-2013, 08:46 PM
Sign on front door: Due to the price of ammunition do not expect a warning shot.
bpdchief
02-01-2013, 12:10 AM
One shot One kill has always been my rule.
Water Warrior 2
02-01-2013, 01:35 AM
A good recipe for continued good health.
bpdchief
02-01-2013, 11:17 PM
It's also my "Good Neighbor" policy.

When I first moved to Missouri I went in the village office and saw the police chief sitting at his desk (door partially closed).

I said " Hey Angela, know how to keep your neighbors in line?" "You catch one walking down your road while others are in their yards - ya shoot the one in the road... they figure out real quick your not to be messed with." As I headed out the door I heard the chiefs chair sliding on the floor.

About 10 minutes later a police car pulls up to my house, man in blue gets out and says "Chief, I believe it's time you and I got aquainted". :lol: :lol:
Water Warrior 2
02-02-2013, 02:03 AM
That is just too funny. Affirmative action like that in the our GWN would get you a life term at one of our country clubs.