Last Word is the First Word of the Next Sentence

[KrazeeMyke]

Riding a GZ250 is a great way to experience the open road.

[alantf]

road is wrong. It should be rhode island.

[KrazeeMyke]

Island is a difficult word to start a sentence with.

[Jvacustoms]

With that being said we should move on to the state of Georgia.

[alantf]

georgia on my mind is a great song.

[Jvacustoms]

"Song, song of the south. Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth."

[mrlmd1]

Mouth off and you too can get banned from the forum.

[jonathan180iq]

Forum moderators are only human.

[Jvacustoms]

Human as they may be... Forum Moderators are often free laborers to keep the common good of the Forum Content.

[blaine]

Content is sometimes controversial. :)

[Jvacustoms]

Controversial conversations often lead to unintentional irrationality!

[alantf]

irrationality is something my wife excels at, whenever we have an argument.

[Jvacustoms]

Argument against anything is a contradiction of the subject in any dispute.

[jonathan180iq]

Dispute theories; Dispute feelings; Dispute concepts. But you can't dispute facts.

[Water Warrior 2]

Dispute, a polite way to say divorce.

[mrlmd1]

Fact is, we must divorce ourselves from this thread or we will be on here forever. (Trying to get Jonathan's post first, then WW's in there somehow.).

[Jvacustoms]

Forever is a long time!

[blaine]

Time to move on. :tongue: :neener:

[Jvacustoms]

On the road again!

[alantf]

again we've mentioned a Willie Nelsong song. This time from the movie honeysuckle rose.

[KrazeeMyke]

Rose to thee occasion he did, with a fierce vengeance

[blaine]

Vengeance will be mine. :) :cool:

[KrazeeMyke]

Mine shafts can be a dangerous place to the casual hiker

[PimpS]

Hiker stood, Jim picked him up and they spoke about riders on the storm...

[Jvacustoms]

Storm was a great bike!

[Water Warrior 2]

Bike, why yes I have one.

[Rookie Rider]

One bike is all i have, but i would like another.

[blaine]

Another day closer to spring. :cool: :2tup:

[mrlmd1]

Spring ahead, fall back.

[mrlmd1]

Back in the saddle again.

(can I go twice in a row?)

[KrazeeMyke]

Again and again, I keep coming back

[JWR]

Back off Bud, it's my turn now.

[Jvacustoms]

Now i shall teach you Kung pow!

[JWR]

Pow wow, now what did I do wrong?

[Jvacustoms]

Wrong, never when in concerns the welfare of my bong!

[JWR]

Bong Song is one of my favorite youtube
videos!!!

[Water Warrior 2]

Bong, can I share your bong?

[alantf]

bong? you forgot the billa. strewth cobber.

[Jvacustoms]

Cobber, lets go to the pub for a pint, this is gonna be a good day!

[JWR]

Day-O daylight come and me wanna go home.

[alantf]

home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play.

[Jvacustoms]

Play with that other woman again and so help me, I'll cut it off with my cleaver!

[JWR]

Cleaver, are you talking about Beaver Cleaver and his brother gee Wally?

[Jvacustoms]

Wally, yes I am gonna enlist him and his brother.

[jonathan180iq]

Brother, we messed up because this thread needs to backtrack to JWR's comment ending in "videos".

[Jvacustoms]

Videos! We don't need no stinkin' videos!

[JWR]

Videos only show what has happened, but dreams can show the impossible.

[Jvacustoms]

Impossible? Nothing is impossible unless you think it is!

[blaine]

Is spring gonna come early? :tongue: :cool:

[Jvacustoms]

Early spring only occurs if the ground hog doesn't see his shadow!

[JWR]

Shadow games can be fun, put your hands between you and the sun.

[Jvacustoms]

Sun Rays can be harmful to your epidermis.

[KrazeeMyke]

Epidermis is above my vocabulary

[Jvacustoms]

vocabulary is a term used to describe a persons word database

[PimpS]

Database without creativity and wisdom is nothing...

[Jvacustoms]

Nothing is wrong with people fighting for a cause

[PimpS]

cause could be just a different point of view of someone, whos interested in something else

[jonathan180iq]

Else others should decide, leaving us with a difficult word like that makes this game more difficult than necessary.

[JWR]

Necessary objects to some would be a luxury item to others.

[oakies]

Home at last after another day at work.

[alantf]

What??????????? Do you grasp the concept of this game??????? :)

[mrlmd1]

Others (following JWR) would think that oakies' post doesn't fit in.

But to respond to him -

Work? What's that?

[JWR]

In the house all safe and sound, all of my dogs came from the pound.

[Rookie Rider]

Pound cake? I love that stuff.

[JWR]

Stuff is things that we bought at the store, but now we don't use anymore.

[KrazeeMyke]

Anymore of this nonsense will not be tolerated

[alantf]

tolerated by whom?

[PimpS]

Whom? Or was it BROOOOM? Groom? Is there enough room?

[alantf]

room service? A bottle of your finest tequila and a pizza.

[blaine]

Pizza,the food of champions. :) :rawk:

[Gz Rider]

Champions used to be a good store to make your own iron on t-shirts.

[PimpS]

t-shirts, what a lovely way to make your statements.

[mrlmd1]

Statements - like bank,credit cards, investment accounts - nobody wants them anymore.

[alantf]

anymore of that pizza I just ordered?

[Water Warrior 2]

Ordered the dog to sit, she thought I said shi................................

[PimpS]

shi take mushrooms must have flavour...

[mrlmd1]

Flavour of the month is the Republican's list of nominees.

[Rookie Rider]

Nominees are just a maybe.

[Water Warrior 2]

Maybe I'll go for a walk.

[alantf]

walk of life? Isn't that from the rocky horror picture show?

[JWR]

Show a picture of you, after a drink or two.

[PimpS]

two three four!!!!

[alantf]

four! Isn't that what golfers shout when they hit the ball? Oh no, that's fore.

[Gz Rider]

Fore and aft decks plus, of course, the middle make up a ship.

[JWR]

Ship to shore radios will keep you informed.

[alantf]

informed people can give you the best information.

[mrlmd1]

Information may not always be helpful.

[JWR]

Helpful tips can be may be given, but some blockheads just won't take them.

[Rookie Rider]

Them blockheads, gotta love them.

[Water Warrior 2]

Them is the brakes. :lol:

[Gz Rider]

Brakes in your arms or legs may be the result of a fall from a motorcycle while wearing no protective gear.

[blaine]

Gear will keep you in one piece. :) :cool:

[alantf]

piece off. :crackup

[PimpS]

off we go again! :)

[JWR]

Aqain and again the same words keep coming up.

[Way]

Up, up and away..

[PimpS]

Away, away, the skipper challenged us.

[mrlmd1]

Us on here doing this must have little else to do.

[alantf]

do you have anything more to add?

[blaine]

Add some more,I must !! :) :2tup:

[mrlmd1]

Must you? Good, go right ahead.

[JWR]

Ahead or behind makes no difference, as long as you are in the game is all that matters.

[Gz Rider]

Matters could be worse.

[mrlmd1]

Worse than this one?

[alantf]

one of us must start the next sentence.

[Water Warrior 2]

Sentence structure has gone out the window.

[mrlmd1]

Window open = draft.

[Water Warrior 2]

draft in a glass.

[Way]

Glass houses are stone magnets.

[Gz Rider]

Magnet use is not a good way to treat disease.

[alantf]

disease a gooda game, said the Italian.

[Way]

Italiantf lives on an island.

[alantf]

island in the sun is a song sung by Harry Belafonte, from the nineteen sixties.

[Water Warrior 2]

Sixties, a good time to be young and promiscuous.

[Way]

Promiscuous the moon and the stars El Presidente but we all know better than to listen to a lying politician.

[alantf]

politician I may be, but you good folk know you can trust me!

[Way]

Me go, said I, as I got into my Isuzu Amigo ... .. it's purple, I know, I know. :shocked:


http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/Way001/IsuzuAmigo002.jpg

[Water Warrior 2]

Know what.............this is getting out of hand.

[Way]

Hand me your opinion so I can throw it as far as I can.

[alantf]

can can is a French dance.

[PimpS]

Dance the night away...

[alantf]

away in a manger - that's a carol - but christmas is past.

[Way]

Past times of old made time go by slow

[Rookie Rider]

Slow is my gz2fifty.

[Way]

GZ250 Suzukis are for the swift of mind. : )

[PimpS]

Mind is necessary to have when riding suzuki, otherwise u loose the pleasure of it.

[alantf]

it is a true statement

[PimpS]

Statement that is sincere can open many doors, while some are shut.

[Jvacustoms]

Shut the door and open your heart to things that are hard to understand

[PimpS]

understand what you are capable and not capable of.

[Jvacustoms]

of all the subjects that I have seen in this topic that was the easiest one yet

[Water Warrior 2]

Yet we still try the improbable.

[mrlmd1]

Improbable as it may be, I think this will go on forever.

[Jvacustoms]

forever we will be here writing sentences that are useless and that is irrefutable!

[PimpS]

irrefutable, hm, my english dictionary is beyond the comprehention

[Jvacustoms]

comprehension of words is pertinent

[Way]

Pertinent to the discussion is the fact that this might be helpful to some of us folk who like to keep our brains active while communicating with friends.

[KrazeeMyke]

Friends was a funny television show

[Jvacustoms]

show me your tata's so i can save em' has always been my favorite sticker for a helmet!

[Way]

Helmet and House of Pain had an awesome song on the Judgment Night soundtrack called "Just Another Victim".

[KrazeeMyke]

Victim is usually from not being prepared for the situation at hand.

[Jvacustoms]

Hand is normally the perpetrator not the victim in self abuse!

[PimpS]

Abuse is a common communicological tool to steal other man's energy

[KrazeeMyke]

Energy was expelled over last weekend while on a 1203 smiles ride from Vegas to Wichita ;)

[Way]

Wichita is that place where they build a lot of airplanes and has a statue called "The Keeper of the Planes"

[Gz Rider]

Planes are something you could not pay me to ride!

[Water Warrior 2]

Ride inside the plane where you will be comfy.

[KrazeeMyke]

Comfy I was , with the heated grips

[Way]

Grips on the bars, rubber on the foot pegs, vinyl on the seat, leather on the skin, wind bouncing off the helmet... now we need sunny days.

[alantf]

days of wine and roses. Another song you're probably too young to have heard first time round.

[Water Warrior 2]

Round and round, up and down the snow plows go on my stretch of the highway.

[KrazeeMyke]

Highway is fine, but I prefer the byway.

[Way]

Byway travel is much more enjoyable but only when there is enough time.

[blaine]

Time between winter & spring is to long.
:) :2tup:

[mrlmd1]

Long life and happiness (and lots of money) is what everybody desires.

[KrazeeMyke]

Desires of most humans vary greatly

[Way]

Greatly increasing one's happiness can depend on whether one wants money, power or love.

[Water Warrior 2]

Love power and wealth are nothing without health.

[blaine]

Health is everything. :cool: :)

[KrazeeMyke]

Everything that's a challenge also offers its rewards

[Way]

Rewards can be both good and bad depending on what you did to receive them.

[PimpS]

them bones by alice in chains

[KrazeeMyke]

Chains are not needed for shaft drive motorcycles

[mrlmd1]

Motorcycles. Almost forgot what this forum was about, reading this thread.

[Way]

Thread does circle back to motorcycles now and again.. :poke2:

[PimpS]

Again we judge too much, keep it with tha flow... ;)

[KrazeeMyke]

Flow of exhaust is better if factory muffler is modified

[JWR]

Modified bikes seldom run as good as a bike with factory settings.

[Rookie Rider]

Settings on my android phone are messed up.

[KrazeeMyke]

Up goes your fuel costs if your jetting is wrong

[blaine]

Wrong jetting can lead to burnt valves. :cool: O_o

[Water Warrior 2]

Valves are a necessary evil.

[Way]

Evil plots and wicked devices can really make life difficult for mechanical novices.

[Rookie Rider]

Novices are myself and a few other newbies.

[jonathan180iq]

Newbies on motorcycle forums quickly become pros when given the right amount of help.

[mrlmd1]

Help! Will this ever end?

(hope not)

[Rookie Rider]

End may be near.

[jonathan180iq]

Near for whom? This may potentially be our longest thread ever.

[KrazeeMyke]

Ever long would be spectacular

[Water Warrior 2]

Spectacular fireworks displays are an annual event originating from an anchored ship in English Bay.

[KrazeeMyke]

Bay windows are a lovely feature some women desire

[Water Warrior 2]

Desire for a woman's heart will make us install bay windows. :lol:

[Rookie Rider]

Windows are which i will throw her out of.

[Water Warrior 2]

Of course the 19th floor would be desireable.

[Rookie Rider]

Desireable indeed !!

[jonathan180iq]

Desirable only if you prefer jail time.

[Rookie Rider]

Time was the same with mine and jonathans posts.

[Way]

Posts in a thread like this can go on and on forever like the line to the men's room at a beer drinking festival.

[PimpS]

Festival of good music and good wine ends up usually melodramatic.

[Rookie Rider]

Melowdramatic people want attention.

[Water Warrior 2]

Attention is what the teacher wanted and usually gave out a detention.

[Way]

Detention is too confining

[KrazeeMyke]

Confining is riding 2up on a GZ with camping gear ;)

[Water Warrior 2]

Gear head motto: there is no replacement for displacement.

[mrlmd1]

Displacement hulls push the water aside and speed is limited by waterline length, while planing hulls ride on the surface of the water and speed is only limited by available horsepower.

[alantf]

horsepower which the gz is sadly lacking.

[Water Warrior 2]

Lacking horsepower is the reason Lynda bought a bigger Suzuki.

[Rookie Rider]

Suzuki is my very first bike, learning on it and still have it.

[Way]

It is very cold out right now, -1F which is making my heating company very happy.

[Rookie Rider]

Happy im not, it snowed in NY yesterday.

[alantf]

Yesterday I hadn't posted this song. [attachment=0:35ogdrz5]the snows of new york.mp3[/attachment:35ogdrz5]

[PimpS]

Yesterday i wished it would
snow...

[blaine]

Snow sucks !!!!! :) :lol:

[KrazeeMyke]

Sucks , to be you guys living in the snow and can't ride! !! Hahahaha ;)

[Way]

Ride on brother, we'll catch up in Spring. :tongue:

[Water Warrior 2]

Spring into the riding gear and go like the wind.

[PimpS]

Wind in my long hair...

[blaine]

Hair I no longer have. :) :cry:

[Way]

Have helmet, have jacket, have gloves, have motorcycle.. but can't ride.. :tdown:

[Water Warrior 2]

Ride weather will soon be upon us.

[mrlmd1]

Us down here in Florida can still ride as it's still nice and warm.

[Way]

Warm air around here costs money this time of year.

[mrlmd1]

Year in, year out, every year, same thing happens.

[Way]

Happens to be a fact that the more things change the more they stay the same.

[mrlmd1]

Same thought here.

Take a look at this, 1957 and 2004

http://www.flixxy.com/the-diamonds-litt ... 7-2004.htm (http://www.flixxy.com/the-diamonds-little-darlin-1957-2004.htm)

[Water Warrior 2]

Here I was in 2004 thinking about retiring.

[Gz Rider]

Retiring debt will help you reach that goal.

[mrlmd1]

Goal! Goooooal! Remember that Olympic Spanish soccer announcer?

[Water Warrior 2]

Announcer I was when I said "everyone off the bus" and no one moved.

[Way]

Moved myself to tears when I hit my thumb with a hammer.

[blaine]

Hammer the throttle !!! :) :lol:

[Water Warrior 2]

Throttle control made easy, off or on.

[Way]

On the topic of throttle control, the thread needs some gas.

[Water Warrior 2]

Gas, old folks are full of it.

[jonathan180iq]

It doesn't really matter what kind of pills you take beforehand, beans or onions or eggs are going to make you fart.

[PimpS]

Fart is desperate attemption of mother nature to give our ass a gift of speech...

[mrlmd1]

Speech in some form or another is a mammal attribute.

[Water Warrior 2]

Attribute of speech is sometimes abused. :whistle:

[Way]

Abused engines usually end up being good only for scrap.

[mrlmd1]

Scrap this thread? Never, it's one of the longest.

[blaine]

Longest route is best when riding. :) :2tup:

[jonathan180iq]

Riding two-up will often leave your groin chapped.

[Water Warrior 2]

Chapped groin.....................they sell meds for that.

[mrlmd1]

That could be painful.

[jonathan180iq]

Painful would be the feeling of leaving a chapped groin un-medicated; a medicated groin would be much easier to live with.

[Way]

With ribs too, for her pleasure :hide:

[Water Warrior 2]

With(I would hope) some one warm and friendly to apply the medication. :whistle: :whistle:

[blaine]

Medication will fix the problem. :cool: :)

[PimpS]

Problem none then...

[Way]

Then Way's answer got skipped but stuff happens.. :poke2:

[jonathan180iq]

...Happens to be that the last word was pleasure.

[mrlmd1]

Pleasure is riding the motorcycle on a long windy road (with no other traffic) on a nice warm Spring day.

[Gz Rider]

Day rhymes with Way, whoose answer was skipped because it came in too close in time to another answer.

[jonathan180iq]

Answer me this and answer me that, who's afraid of the big, black cat?

http://i44.tinypic.com/dcbihl.jpg

[Gz Rider]

Cat? I think you meant bat?

[jonathan180iq]

Bat it may be, but I already changed the first words to fit the game, see?

[Gz Rider]

See I do.

[Water Warrior 2]

Do as I say not as I do.

[mrlmd1]

Do some more of these so we can get to page eleven.

[Gz Rider]

Eleven, with enough postings could come by the time the clock hits eleven.