Last Word is the First Word of the Next Sentence

[bpdchief]

Riding alone is good for the soul, riding with friends is good for the spirit.

[mole2]

Spirit in the sky was written and performed by Norman Greenbaum a one hit wonder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aZsF7v0pNw


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[Water Warrior 2]

Wonder where he is now?

[mole2]

Now he makes a living off of the royalties still being generated by the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdvV3yZ92-Y


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[Water Warrior 2]

Good for him. His song is a classic that will always be listened to.

[Water Warrior 2]

Song in my heart.

[mole2]

Heart of the matter is we all like to ride our bikes.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Bikes with pedals are a good thing but only while going downhill.

[mole2]

Downhill is where this conversation goes at times.


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[grasshopper]

Times Square is in New York.

[mole2]

York, the city, is the county seat of York South Carolina.


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[mole2]

Carolina beaches are made of pure white sand.

(there - I bailed everyone out. LOL)


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[Water Warrior 2]

Sand in your eyes is a painful way to observe our hero who bailed us out of a Carolina situation.

[Fawlty]

Situation normal is the best situation to experience.

[mole2]

Experience is the best teacher of all.


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[Water Warrior 2]

All teachers are not equal.

[Fawlty]

Equal to unity means " is equal to one. "

[Water Warrior 2]

One and one is two.

[mole2]

Two and two is four.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Four and four is a bunch.

[Fawlty]

Bunch of coconuts were lovely for Merv Griffin at one time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf670orHKcA

[mole2]

Time to go.


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[bpdchief]

Go to the backroads and blow the cobs out of the bike and your mind.

[mole2]

Mind your own business and you'll never get in trouble.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Trouble will find you if you go looking for it.

[mole2]

It is time for me to plant the onions.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Onions are part of a good diet.

[grasshopper]

Diet and you may ride a little faster.

[mole2]

Faster than a speeding bullet.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Bullet trains in Japan are very fast.

[mole2]

Fast and Furious was a good movie.


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[Fawlty]

Movie award ceremonies are best avoided, especially if you already have an upset stomach.

[Water Warrior 2]

Stomach pains can be crippling.

[Fawlty]

Crippling stomach pains can be avoided by not watching movie award ceremonies

[mole2]

Ceremonies can cause severe stomach pain especially when they concern the movie industry.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Industry invests heavily in politicians.

[grasshopper]

Politicians make most decisions based on money.

[mole2]

Money buys politicians action.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Action movies are my favorite.

[mole2]

Favorite friends are to cherish.


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[grasshopper]

Cherish the moments .

[mole2]

Moments in time that take your breath away.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Away with Winter hello Spring.

[grasshopper]

Spring is here along with the rain.

[Water Warrior 2]

Rain is a feature of the year's 1st long weekend.

[mole2]

Weekend time is yours to enjoy.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.

[mole2]

Think about all the times you've enjoyed riding.


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[grasshopper]

Riding motorcycles is very therapeutic.

[Water Warrior 2]

Therapeutic movement can involve an old fashioned rocking chair.

[mole2]

Chair tilted against the wall, feet up on the table drinking an ice cold beer.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Beer shampoos make one smell like a bar room.

[mole2]

Room in the fridge for more beer.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Beer: one is too many and 20 is not enough.

[mole2]

Enough of this beer crap because my head is spinning.


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[grasshopper]

Spinning wheels is a lot of fun.

[Water Warrior 2]

Fun escalates when cold beer is served.

[mole2]

Served a cold beer to my friend next door and he really enjoyed it.


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[ImaginativeFig]

It's alright to drink beer, but I'd rather have cider to drink.

[mole2]

Drink hard cider and it will knock you out.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Out of beer, switching to stout.

[mole2]

Stout is a dark, sweet brew made of roasted malt and having a higher percentage of hops than porter or beer.


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[grasshopper]

Beer is intoxicating when large amounts are consumed.

[Fawlty]

Consumed beer means an empty glass.

[Water Warrior 2]

Glass bottles are a thing of the past.

[mole2]

Past sins will eventually come back to haunt.


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[Water Warrior 2]

"Haunt you, I will come back and haunt you" she screamed as he threw her over the cliff.

[mole2]

Cliff Cole thought he'd spend his whole life as a surfer bum.


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[mole2]

Bum a few dollars from people on the street and go buy a beer.


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[grasshopper]

Beer 1.....Beer 2.....Beer 6...Beer 10...Beer where was I ?

[Fawlty]

I can't remember either!

[mole2]

Either I've had too much beer or this room is spinning.


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[grasshopper]

Spinning really fast can make you dizzy.

[Fawlty]

Dizzy Gillespie plays salt peanuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOmA8LOw258

[mole2]

Peanuts go great with beer.


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[Fawlty]

Beer drinkers need a peanut vendor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_okd-n42p0

[grasshopper]

Vendor businesses can make good money during bike week.

[Fawlty]

Week after week, month after month and year after year, this thread just keeps on rolling.

[mole2]

Rolling the throttle really excites ones senses.


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[Fawlty]

Senses are regularly put to good use when motorcycling.

[Water Warrior 2]

Motorcycling for sanity.

[Fawlty]

Sanity or vanity?

[Water Warrior 2]

Vanity can be often found in a mirror.

[mole2]

Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the dumbest of them all?


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[Water Warrior 2]

All the King's horses and all the King's knights.

[mole2]

Knights of the round table couldn't sit squarely in their place.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Place matts can be found on the table in the dining room.

[Fawlty]

Room for one more at the table?

[Water Warrior 2]

Table legs come in various shapes and sizes with the exception of length.

[mole2]

Length of the legs must all be the same or the table will not be level.


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[grasshopper]

Level off your speed and cruise.

[Fawlty]

Level tables are difficult to find at the Crooked House.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IN2Kbu7AAw

[mole2]

House hunting can be stressful.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Stressful situations are not good for your peace of mind.

[grasshopper]

Level tables are difficult to find at the Crooked House.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IN2Kbu7AAw

Shouldn't the first word in your sentence have been cruise?

[Water Warrior 2]

Cruise to the local A+W drive in.

[Fawlty]

Shouldn't the first word in your sentence have been cruise?

(Apologies. I must have missed your post on a page change).

[grasshopper]

(Apologies. I must have missed your post on a page change).

It happens. :D

[mole2]

In my back yard grows 6 foot tomato plants.


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[grasshopper]

Plants that grow real tall must require good fertilizer.

[Water Warrior 2]

Fertilizer will make grass grow faster so you can cut it more often.

[grasshopper]

Often I ride my bike at speeds between 65 - 75 miles per hour.

[mole2]

Hour by hour I never tire of riding.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Riding stables smell like..................no I won't go there.

[Fawlty]

There is a word that begins with sh and ends in t and you will think of it when you close the door on the way out.

[grasshopper]

Out on the road riding you can smell a lot of things like exhaust, crap, rotting death, and flowers.

[Water Warrior 2]

Flowers are just pretty weeds.

[Fawlty]

Weeds can kill flowers and cause rotting death.

[Water Warrior 2]

Death becomes her.

[mole2]

Her hair was on fire!


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[grasshopper]

Fire the SOB that doesn't do the job right.

[Water Warrior 2]

Right on mate.

[mole2]

Mate with someone you love.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Love is a 4 letter word.

[mole2]

Word has it that the GZ250 is a great around town bike.


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[grasshopper]

Bike until you can't bike anymore.

[Water Warrior 2]

Anymore ice cream in the freezer?

[mole2]

Freezer is full of ice cream.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Cream in your coffee anyone??

[Fawlty]

Anyone who rides can usually dispense with the services of a shrink.

[mole2]

Shrink a T Shirt and you'll never wear it again.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Again with the logical analysis of the obvious.

[mole2]

Obvious things are not always perceived that way.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Way or weigh, the choice is yours.

[mole2]

Yours is a very confusing statement.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Statememt was meant to confuse.

[mole2]

Confuse fiction with fact and you too can be president.


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[Water Warrior 2]

President is a job I wouldn't want.

[mole2]

Want to be a Senator?


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[Water Warrior 2]

Senator in the GWN is an appointment to wealth and little responsibility.

[mole2]

Responsibility is not a trait of a politician.


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[mole2]

Politician is another word for corrupt liar.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Liar spouse will make life a nightmare.

[mole2]

Nightmare is something you will experience when you wake up with an ugly woman next to you from the bar last night.


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[grasshopper]

Night riding is nice in wide open spaces.

[Water Warrior 2]

Spaces between the trees can hide wildlife.

[mole2]

Wildlife can dart out in front of you when riding.


:)

[Fawlty]

Riding along on the crest of a wave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYZe6GVa_JI

[mole2]

Wave as you ride past the nut house.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

House will never be a home without happiness.

[Fawlty]

Happiness, by Ken Dodd, was a hit in the UK 50 years since.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a5vaIsaxB8

[alantf]

Since we're on about Ken Dodd, don't forget the diddymen of Knotty Ash.

[Fawlty]

Ash is one of the residues of smoking, but Knotty Ash is a little known place in Liverpool, from where the Diddymen hail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuMR4opxmQc

[alantf]

hail Caesar!

[Water Warrior 2]

Caesar salad...............YUCK.

[mole2]

Yuck is right!


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[Water Warrior 2]

Right on, let's hear it for meat.

[mole2]

Meat on the BBQ is terrific!


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Terrific soul mates make life worth living.

[mole2]

Living on the edge is a thrill.


:)

[Fawlty]

Thrill me honey honey.

(Shirley Bassey 1958)

[mole2]

Honey lasts forever.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Forever is a very very long time.

[mole2]

Time to make the donuts.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Donuts............mmm mmmm finger lickin good.

[mole2]

Good times being a cop in a donut shop.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Shop till you drop.

[mole2]

Drop on by for some donuts and coffee.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Coffee, the magic elixer.

[mole2]

Elixer guitar strings are great strings.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Strings are known for getting tied in knots.

[grasshopper]

Knots can be very difficult to untie.

[Rookie Rider]

Untie this noose from my neck

[Water Warrior 2]

Neck and neck in a race makes for an exciting last lap.

[mole2]

Lap dances are great!


:)

[mole2]

Great Caesar's ghost.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPT5KIbSuzM


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[Fawlty]

Ghost Squad was a 1961 television show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3bKWRq1cw4

[Water Warrior 2]

Show me the money.

[mole2]

Money won't always make you happy.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Happy to be debt free.

[mole2]

Free as a bird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY


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[grasshopper]

Bird crap on my bike.

[Water Warrior 2]

Bike might need a wash.

[mole2]

Wash the crap out of it.


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[grasshopper]

It is clean now.

[mole2]

Now we can ride it.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

It is a 2 letter word.

[mole2]

Word out is you have broken the whole train of thought.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Thought a derailment was needed.

[mole2]

Needed or not it's confusing as heck.


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[Fawlty]

Heck you really can ride that bike after you clean it.

(Square one and back to are phrases that come to mind).

[Water Warrior 2]

It was just used recently.

[mole2]

Recently I bought an ice cream soda.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Soda has many uses.

[mole2]

Uses vary by flavor.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Flavor buds change many times during our life time.

[mole2]

Time to make the donuts.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Donuts were supplied by the person who made the biggest oops of the week when I still worked. :doh::doh:

[mole2]

Worked on my lawn tractor today.


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[Water Warrior 2]

Today I discovered this "Kaoham Shuttle". ( might be a neat ride).

[Fawlty]

Shuttle Adventure by Lego never really took off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksWRl7Yi7o0

[mole2]

Off with his head!


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[Water Warrior 2]

Head is also a nautical term.

[mole2]

Term limits should be required in government.


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[grasshopper]

Government officials get great tax breaks.

[Fawlty]

Breaks for any kind of politician should be earned, consequently they should not exist.

[Water Warrior 2]

Exist from day to day or live your life as it was meant to be lived with happiness and love.

[mole2]

Love the one your with.


:)

[mole2]

With that being said, it's time for other people to contribute.


:)

[grasshopper]

Contribute to this posting and have some fun.

[mole2]

Fun can be had while standing at the bar.


:)

[grasshopper]

Bar hopping may be fun with mole2.

[Water Warrior 2]

mole2 is a senior member.

[grasshopper]

Member stories are good to read.

[Water Warrior 2]

Read to increase your knowledge and vocabulary.

[mole2]

Vocabulary shows the difference between a smart man and one not so smart.


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[grasshopper]

Smart cars can be pricey.

[mole2]

Pricey is the cost of college these days.


:)

[grasshopper]

Days I get to ride are some of the best .

[Fawlty]

Best buy a bike and bust byways before bed beckons boys!

[mole2]

Boys will be boys especially around girls.


:)

[grasshopper]

Girls that ride motorcycles kick a$$.

[mole2]

A$$ in tight jeans will get some attention.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Attention will be yours if you win a lottery.

[mole2]

Lottery has ruined many lives.


:)

[grasshopper]

Lives ruined by gambling outweigh lives ruined by motorcycling.

[Water Warrior 2]

Motorcycling promotes good mental health.

[grasshopper]

Health and safety may help you live a longer life.

[mole2]

Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Get out and do something nice for yourself.

[mole2]

Yourself having so little food, how can you share with other people?


:)

[mole2]

People are strange.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Strange is more exciting than mediocre.

[mole2]

Mediocre quality control has caused many companies to fail.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Fail or succeed, you have two options.

[Fawlty]

Options are a risky investment strategy, but can be lucrative.

[Water Warrior 2]

Lucrative dealings with shady folks can be disastrous.

[mole2]

Disastrous is walking in your sleep on the edge of a cliff.


:)

[mole2]

Cliff called his mom to say hello.


:)

[Fawlty]

'Hello you good looking thing you'

Jerry Lee Lewis-Chantilly Lace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBawH1HPR4

[Water Warrior 2]

You light up my life.

[mole2]

Life insurance is good to have to take care of your family if you pass.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Pass before you outlive everyone you care about.

[mole2]

About time we got this thread on level ground.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Ground to a halt on the freeway.

[mole2]

Freeway has opened up and the cars are moving fast.


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[chromedome195]

Fast moving cars tonight in Atlanta.

[Water Warrior 2]

Atlanta...............not to be confused with Atlantis.

[Water Warrior 2]

Atlantis is a mythical city. (6 days is a long time to wait)

[chromedome195]

City costs never go down.

[Water Warrior 2]

Down filled slippers are very cozy.

[grasshopper]

Cozy recliners make me sleepy.

[mole2]

Sleepy eyes close slowly.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Slowly is the way old guys move.

[mole2]

Move to the south and enjoy the sunshine.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Sunshine greeted me today as I drove back to my paradise on the coast.

[mole2]

Coast is the only place I would live as I grew up on an island.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Island life is what Alantf enjoys.

[mole2]

Enjoy everything life has to offer.

NOTE: Enjoys is a form of enjoy when used with an object per the dictionary.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Offer me enough and everything I own is for sale.