Last Word is the First Word of the Next Sentence

[mole2]

Truth be said, they're all liars.


:)

[bpdchief]

Liars make the world go round.

[haraldduus]

Round and round the wheel spins. wher it stops we do not know.

(hope the spelling is right)

[mole2]

Know this, there is no wrath like a woman scorned.


:)

[Fawlty]

Scorned women are a force to be reckoned with.

[jonathan180iq]

With or without scorn, women are kind of a force all their own...

[mole2]

Own a dog and you'll know unconditional love.


:)

[Fawlty]

Love is all you need.

[bpdchief]

Need for love and acceptance is what keeps men begging after women.

[Water Warrior 2]

Women can make or break a man.

[bpdchief]

Man - no matter how strong is no match for that little split tail between a womans legs.

[mole2]

Legs that are uneven will cause a table to rock.


:)

[Fawlty]

Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it.
(Elvis Presley).

[Water Warrior 2]

It will soon be Christmas and I am still looking for my present to me.

[jonathan180iq]

Me, Myself, and I will be enjoying Christmas in the nude, scarfing down some pumpkin pie.

[Water Warrior 2]

Pie and nude in the same sentence.........................oh my, kinky thoughts abound.

[bpdchief]

Abound go the kinky thoughts and I'm not one to judge, for me I'll just be laying back with ice cold beer and fudge.

[mole2]

Fudge makes you fat when you eat so much.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Much ado about nothing.

[bpdchief]

Nothing swallowed - nothing gained.

[mole2]

Gained about 10 pounds from that freaking fudge.


:)

[Fawlty]

Fudge a lot, budge yea not.

[bpdchief]

Not a lot gets past the crew on this site.

[Water Warrior 2]

Site of Christmas Cheer was our humble abode.

[mole2]

Abode is where one abides.


:)

[bpdchief]

Abides with me said the man who possessed a poor command of the English language.

[Water Warrior 2]

Language skills can be improved by reading.

[jonathan180iq]

Reading is overrated

[bpdchief]

Overrated reading rapidly improves cognitive powers and perception.

[mole2]

Perception is in the eye of the beholder.


:)

[Fawlty]

Beholder, with an extra e could be redefined as a hive.

[Water Warrior 2]

Hive management done improperly can get you stung.

[bpdchief]

Stung has no alternate form.

[Water Warrior 2]

Form before function does not work for me.

[bpdchief]

Me neither!

[Water Warrior 2]

Neither rain nor shine blah blah blah.

[bpdchief]

Blah blah blah is what my wife says anytime I try to share knowledge with her.

[Fawlty]

Her knowledge probably lies in a different area.

[bpdchief]

Area covers a large parcel of landscape.

[Water Warrior 2]

Landscape projects can be nothing but a money pit.

[mole2]

Pit one dog against another and the strong will survive.


:)

[grasshopper]

Controversial topics keep people interested in the outcome.

[Water Warrior 2]

Controversial topics keep people interested in the outcome.

Hey hopper, did you have a senior moment? That's my domain.

[Water Warrior 2]

Survive your enemies efforts to hurt you.

[grasshopper]

Hey hopper, did you have a senior moment? That's my domain.
lol. I sure did. lol.

[grasshopper]

you can have a senior moment at any age.

[Water Warrior 2]

you can have a senior moment at any age.

Shhh, you'll scare the kids.

[bpdchief]

You can always have a plan to outsmart your enemy.

[Fawlty]

Enemy number one of the public variety.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Pj7lZrl8k

[bpdchief]

Variety shows were the main entertainment after WWII and the Korean Conflict.

[Water Warrior 2]

Conflict of emotions is watching the mother in law drive your new car over a cliff.

[grasshopper]

cliff jumping is not something I would do on my gz250.

[bpdchief]

GZ250 flying thru the air would be a sight to see.

( That was good WW - at one time I would have gladly bore the cost of a new car)

[Water Warrior 2]

See MIL crash and burn in the new car I bought for her.

[mole2]

Her body is supple and sexy.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Sexy is in the eye of the beerholder.

[grasshopper]

beerholder is my friends nickname.

[bpdchief]

Nickname - something you call a friend whose real name is too hard to pronounce.

[Water Warrior 2]

Pronounce your words carefully when talking to a teacher.

[grasshopper]

teacher may I go ride my bike?

[bpdchief]

Bike away on the highway to heaven - or Manitoba!

[mole2]

Manitoba is way too cold today for me to visit.


:)

[grasshopper]

visit the gz250bike.com talk forum for all you need gz250.

[bpdchief]

GZ250, an economical mode of transportation.

[Fawlty]

Transportation to Australia used to be an alternative to capital punishment in Great Britain, during the 19th century.

[Water Warrior 2]

Century old tools can be very valuable to collectors.

[bpdchief]

Collectors who harvest century old tools spend wheelbarrows full of money.

[Water Warrior 2]

Money was lost when I tossed out my grandfather's trunk full of carpentry hand tools.

[grasshopper]

tools of the trade can make a job easier.

[bpdchief]

Easier solutions to problems are not as physically taxing.

[mole2]

Taxing the productive citizens is the only thing that government is good at.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

At the risk of sounding like a rebel...............rock on.

[bpdchief]

Rock On - is a 2008 Indian rock musical film written and directed by Abhishek Kapoor

[Fawlty]

Kapoor has a very unusual first name.

[Water Warrior 2]

Name the next member to make an entry here.

[Fawlty]

Here goes then, excluding me of course; mole2; grasshopper; water warrior 2 or bpd chief.

[grasshopper]

Chief, you have some wild jokes.

[bpdchief]

Jokes, told right are better than dancing with ugly women.

[Water Warrior 2]

Women are all beautiful in the dark.

[Fawlty]

Dark in the park when the dog barked and made its mark.

[grasshopper]

mark the road with a rubber stripe.

[bpdchief]

Stripe a black cats back with white paint and watch your neighbors run.

[mole2]

Run from the cat with the white stripe on it's back!


:)

[Fawlty]

Back the black cat with the white stripe to live a lonely life until after the rainstorm.

[Water Warrior 2]

Rainstorm will not wash away white Marine Enamel.

[grasshopper]

Enamel marine paint is tough stuff.

[bpdchief]

Stuff that tough is tough enough!

[Goose51683]

Enough bs for everyone

[Water Warrior 2]

Everyone knows bs is short for brown sugar.

[mole2]

Sugar pie honey bunch is a line from the song I Can't Help Myself by the Four Tops from the sixties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bksUSPB4c


:)

[grasshopper]

sixties, seventies, eighties....they still play that song on radio, internet, and television.

[Water Warrior 2]

Television was once said to be the death of radio.

[grasshopper]

radio will never die.

[bpdchief]

Die a slow death, staked out over an ant hill under the scorching desert sun.

[grasshopper]

sun dried plums are an edible delight.

[Fawlty]

Delight for me is a 50 mile ride through the mountains on a sunny day, with temperatures between 20 and 25 Centigrade, consequently, I was delighted to achieve this yesterday morning.

[Water Warrior 2]

Morning rides such as yours are a real treat.

[bpdchief]

Treat yourself to as many of those as possible.

[Water Warrior 2]

Possible if you have bike.

[grasshopper]

bike your way everywhere you can imagine.

[Water Warrior 2]

Imagine warm sun filled afternoons on the bike of your choice.

[grasshopper]

choice bikes come in all shapes and sizes.

[Fawlty]

Sizes of bikes vary, but the pleasure of riding them is the common denominator, for many people.

[Water Warrior 2]

People happen.

[bpdchief]

Happen to like old people in old movies.

[grasshopper]

Movies of motorcycles need more gz250s.

[Water Warrior 2]

gz250s are the reason for this forum.

[bpdchief]

Forum followers unite!

[grasshopper]

Unite in one location to create the gz250 community.

[Water Warrior 2]

Community event in the Old West was a public hanging.

[grasshopper]

Hanging on the wall in the shop is where I keep my old gz250 parts.

[Water Warrior 2]

Parts of me wake up at different times in the morning.

[jonathan180iq]

Parts of me wake up at different times in the morning.

Off topic, but this is gold... hahahaha

[Water Warrior 2]

Off topic, but this is gold... hahahaha

Parts is parts.

[bpdchief]

Morning wood is ... good !

(esp at our age)

[Water Warrior 2]

Good is not needing depends at our age.

[bpdchief]

Age is a relative thing.

[bpdchief]

Thing is, it would be sad for this game to with my last post!

[Water Warrior 2]

Post a letter of complaint to your local politician.

[grasshopper]

Politician Sanders makes some good fried chicken.

[Water Warrior 2]

Chicken or egg, which came first?

[grasshopper]

First came a gz250 riding chicken laying eggs all over town.

[Fawlty]

Town car by Lincoln.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZqQLpbjFU

[Water Warrior 2]

Lincoln was shot in the head.

[mole2]

Head on over to moms for a little chicken soup.


:)

[bpdchief]

Soup is good when you are feeling low or ill.

[grasshopper]

Ill is how iffy cooter might be feeling right now.

[bpdchief]

Now who is Iffy Cooter?

[grasshopper]

Cooter is the gz250 belonging to ImaginativeFig.

[ImaginativeFig]

ImaginativeFig has been summoned by your mentionings and regrets to inform you that Cooter is still not running.

[Fawlty]

Running a marathon can sometimes cause body shutdown.

[bpdchief]

Shutdown bodies cause grieving families.

[Water Warrior 2]

Families are one group I do my best to avoid.

[ImaginativeFig]

Avoid as hard as you like, families also tend the be the best groups at hunting you down.

[bpdchief]

Down the trail with weapons at the ready.

[Water Warrior 2]

Ready for a little Spring weather now.

[mole2]

Now is the time to make the bike ready for Spring.


:)

[bpdchief]

Spring in your step, wind in your face miles unfolding as down the road you go.

[grasshopper]

Go for a ride on your motorcycle today.

[Fawlty]

Today would be the day, but I have got starter motor problems, which is a pity, as the sun is shining and the temperature is ideal.

[mole2]

Ideal weather for a motorcycle does not involve snow.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Snow is now being washed away be a lot of rain.

[bpdchief]

Rain rain go away.

[Water Warrior 2]

Away with you, you dirty rascal.

[bpdchief]

Rascal is something I haven't been called in years!

[grasshopper]

Years are one measurement of time.

[Water Warrior 2]

Time clocks rule some folks lives.

[bpdchief]

Lives ruled by time clocks, are lives wasted.

[Water Warrior 2]

"Wasted again" he yelled as I smoked my pot and giggled.

[mainlinecoffee]

Giggled when I saw the water warrior wasted

[mole2]

Wasted away in a cloud of smoke.


:)

[Fawlty]

Smoke and mirrors are the tools of almost all politicians these days.

[grasshopper]

Days are better when we can ride our gz250s.

[Water Warrior 2]

GZ250s are .......................ah ah ah dam, writer's block.

[mainlinecoffee]

Block and a half away from home and my butt is itchy

[mole2]

Itchy to ride.


:)

[bpdchief]

Ride off into the morning sun on a GZ250 for all day fun.

[Water Warrior 2]

Fun is playing doctor with a willing patient.

[Fawlty]

Patient people, out of necessity, are the best owners of older bikes.

[grasshopper]

Bikes are everywhere on sunny days.

[Water Warrior 2]

Days that are sunny can also be 40 be low zero.

[bpdchief]

Zero degrees is just the beginning of being cold.

[grasshopper]

cold weather makes my bones stiff.

[Water Warrior 2]

Stiff and upright like a flagpole.

[mole2]

Flagpole ropes can entangle you and rip your head off.


:)

[Fawlty]

Off with his head!

[Water Warrior 2]

Head is a nautical term for biffy.

[bpdchief]

Biffy sounds like a Canadian term for the American Latrine or British Loo.

[Fawlty]

Loo, in the UK is often known as bog.

[bpdchief]

Bog me down.

[Water Warrior 2]

Down with cold winds.

[Fawlty]

Winds of Change for lunch anyone?

http://www.thewindsofchange.co.uk/

[Water Warrior 2]

Anyone realize it is hump day?

[mole2]

Day in and day out nature never ceases to amaze me.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Me is a 2 letter word.

[grasshopper]

word up my friend.:tup:

[bpdchief]

Friend, we are too old to be saying "Word Up".. just sayin!!

[mole2]

Sayin' something and meaning it can be two different things.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Things and the need/greed for more is an unhealthy obsession.

[bpdchief]

Obsession in itself is unhealthy.

[Fawlty]

Unhealthy obsessions can at times be quite exhilarating .

[Water Warrior 2]

Exhilarating is meeting the girl of your dreams.

[mole2]

Dreams are what makes life worth living.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Living the Dream: eat sleep ride , eat sleep ride.

[Fawlty]

Ride away is one of my favourite Roy Orbison songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNFzr8RX9hM

[grasshopper]

Songs are good for the soul.:ride:

[Water Warrior 2]

Soul is sometimes sold for monetary gain.

[bpdchief]

Gain more points in life by being nice to others less fortunate.

[grasshopper]

Fortunate are those that get to ride today.

[mole2]

Today was in the 70's and a great day to ride.


:)

[Fawlty]

Ride em Jewboy is another Willie Nelson classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUtTY01qF6Y

[Water Warrior 2]

Ride waves of white on a toboggan.

[Water Warrior 2]

Classic case of 2 members posting at the same time.

[bpdchief]

Time is a figment of the imagination.

[mainlinecoffee]

Imagination is the key to pandoras fart box

[bpdchief]

Box o'farts for each of you lads.

[Water Warrior 2]

Lads and lassies are the future.

[mole2]

Future market gains are expected to return less over the next 10 years than in the last five years.


:)

[Fawlty]

Years ago I learnt to ride on an ex army 1954 BSA Bantam.

[Water Warrior 2]

Bantam was a 125 2 stroke I think.

[mole2]

Think about the most lovely woman you've known and you'll have a smile on your face.


:)

[grasshopper]

Face the music when your wife ask what are you smiling about.:D

[Water Warrior 2]

About the gal you could have married and would still be smiling all the time.

[grasshopper]

Time to get on the bike and ride til you grin from ear to ear.:D

[Water Warrior 2]

Ear rings are for decoration.

[Fawlty]

Decoration of motorbikes, using LED is becoming quite popular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pks9k1DZTM0

[grasshopper]

Popular things, sometimes are just a fad.

[Water Warrior 2]

Fad items of yesteryear can bring back wonderful memories.

[Fawlty]

Memories warm you up from the inside, but they also tear you apart.

(F. Scott Fitzgerald)

[mole2]

Apart from the fact that memories can be wonderful, they also can be painful.


:)

[bpdchief]

Painful memories are the best kind.

[grasshopper]

Kind people can make you smile.:)

[Fawlty]

Smile though your heart is breaking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAjx0d-fda4

[Water Warrior 2]

Breaking mirrors was a favorite pastime of Dracula.

[Fawlty]

Dracula wasn't a big lover of steak or garlic.

[mole2]

Garlic tastes great on a steak.


:)

[jonathan180iq]

Steak sauce is a near perfect analog for blood in a black & white movie.

[bpdchief]

Movie goers spend lots of money.

[Water Warrior 2]

Money is not always well spent.

[mole2]

Spent cartridges should be picked up after a session at the range.


:)

[bpdchief]

Range practice will help you not miss your ex as she runs away.

[Water Warrior 2]

Away she ran never to return.

[mole2]

Return all tools that you borrow.


:)

[bpdchief]

Borrow only tools you want to keep.

[Water Warrior 2]

Keep your tools locked up.

[bpdchief]

Up in a box with a lock is where my tools were when they were stolen.

[grasshopper]

Stolen motorcycles are rarely recovered.

[mole2]

Recovered the stolen box of tools and returned them to their rightful owner.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Owner of good tools can be a popular friend indeed.

[mole2]

Indeed the weather here today was beautiful being in the high 60's.

[grasshopper]

60's? we had weather in the 70's over here.:D

[Fawlty]

Here comes the sun.

[mole2]

Sun is out today and it's in the 70's.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

70's music is good.

[mole2]

Good music always relaxes me.


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Me, myself and Irene.

[grasshopper]

:lmao:Irene had it rough in that movie.


(you put in your own @$$!):lmao::lmao::lmao:

[bpdchief]

Movie girls always have it rough... some like it that way.

[mole2]

Way too much pollen in the air making my nose run and causing me to cough and sneeze.


:)

[grasshopper]

sneeze in your helmet if you can't help it.

[Water Warrior 2]

It is wise to wear a flip up.

[bpdchief]

Up on a high mountain road is a great place to ride.

[mole2]

Ride captain ride upon your mystery ship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAnGe40-o9Q


:)

[Water Warrior 2]

Ship Happens(actual name of a company).

[mole2]

Happens that I heard of them before.


:)

[grasshopper]

Before you buy a motorcycle, test ride it first.

[Water Warrior 2]

First base was as far as I got with her.:hehe:

[Fawlty]

Her eyes they shone like diamonds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmlSBy1cNt0

[grasshopper]

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

[mole2]

Friend or no friend I'm going riding.


:)