Last Word is the First Word of the Next Sentence

[bpdchief]

Said my Mistress to my Wife: We should kill him with a knife !"

[Water Warrior 2]

Knife, fork, baked potatoe and a steak for dinner works for me.

[mrlmd1]

Me too.

[Fawlty]

Too many steaks could be a mistake.

[Water Warrior 2]

Mistake sounds like a wrong decision but steak sounds like a good decision.

[mrlmd1]

Decision to eat steak or not is up to the individual.

[Water Warrior 2]

Individual decisions can add up to happiness for all concerned.

[haraldduus]

concerned is what I get when I look at the prices on steaks in Denmark :hide:

[Fawlty]

Denmark, the Netherlands and Germany have detailed plans to cut their greenhouse emissions by 20 to 50 percent.

[Water Warrior 2]

Percent of results can often be optimistic.

[haraldduus]

Optimistic is what I am, going to the bank, Pessimistic. is what I am when I leaves it.

[Water Warrior 2]

It is a common occurance.

[bpdchief]

Occurance (or occurrence) is a hard word to fit into a sentence.

[Water Warrior 2]

Sentence structure sure takes a sh*t kicking in this game.

[Fawlty]

Game of Thrones is very popular at the moment.

[alantf]

moment is a measure of turning effect.

[Water Warrior 2]

Effect of rash decisions can be heart rendering.

[bpdchief]

Rendering lard is necessary for the making of lye soap.

[Water Warrior 2]

Soap operas rarely having singing.

[mrlmd1]

Singing can be a good thing, especially if you can't do it well and only do it in the shower, alone.

[Water Warrior 2]

Alone in the shower is no fun when you can shower with a friend and also conserve water.

[bpdchief]

Water conservation can indeed lead to an interesting evening.

[Water Warrior 2]

Evening, morning, afternoon.................does it really matter when sharing a bar of soap?

[bpdchief]

Soap makes for good clean fun.

[haraldduus]

Funn is what we drink in denmark, as a coolaid
(Funn is also a Danish coolaid brand)

[mrlmd1]

Coolaid is OK but is much better if mixed with vodka or rum.

[Fawlty]

Rum and coca-cola, rum and coca-cola, workin' for the Yankee dollar.

(Andrews Sisters 1945, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxL2uNr7bk)

[Water Warrior 2]

Dollar values fluctuate greatly in our global economy.

[bpdchief]

Economy = the gauge by which we measure our grief.

[Water Warrior 2]

Grief comes in many forms.

[Fawlty]

Forms can be a pain in the ass.

[Water Warrior 2]

Ass and arse are interchangeable for most folks.

[Fawlty]

Folks with interchangeable asses and arses are indeed an unusual breed,

[bpdchief]

Breed like a rabbit!

[Water Warrior 2]

Rabbit was a Japanese scooter way back when.

[mrlmd1]

When was that? Before it was a VW?

[haraldduus]

VW makes great cars, I especially likes the old beetles.

[Water Warrior 2]

Beetles were here in the early 50's and Rabbits from Japan showed up in the late 50's.

[bpdchief]

50's music is some good listening.

[Water Warrior 2]

Listening is something husbands are accused of not doing.

[Rookie Rider]

Doing the listening thing is what i dont do.

[Fawlty]

Do it and then you can relax.

[Water Warrior 2]

Relax, oh yes I do that well.

[bpdchief]

Well, if you listen too much your brain will go to mush from the constant blabbing and complaining.

[Water Warrior 2]

Complaining is an easy habit to get into.

[bpdchief]

Into the fire and out of the frying pan you go.

[Water Warrior 2]

Go fish.

[mrlmd1]

Fish well and you can eat well, and also have a good time.

[haraldduus]

Time to move on, aint it?

[bpdchief]

It could be time to start this game anew.

[mrlmd1]

Anewdayisbeginning.

[bpdchief]

beginning at the beginning is the best way to begin.

[Fawlty]

Begin the Beguine, an old song sung by many.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChO0HzO0og8)

[mrlmd1]

Many old songs are sung still today even with all the newer ones coming out every other second.

[jonathan180iq]

Second to none are the musical stylings of old, am I right, old sport?

[bpdchief]

Sport or music, most things from our past is better than current versions.

[Fawlty]

Versions of some songs just don't hack it.

[mrlmd1]

It just doesn't make sense.

[Fawlty]

Sense and politicians are not usually compatible.

[Fawlty]

Compatible parts for motorcycles of different makes and models occur occasionally.

[mrlmd1]

Occasionally we all post something profound.

[bpdchief]

Profound postings periodically perplex purveyors of preposterous poop. :redflip:

[Fawlty]

Poop is something to try and avoid.

[mrlmd1]

Avoid in, as in stepping in it, until YOU have to do it.

[Rookie Rider]

It would suck if you rode over poop with no front fender.

[Fawlty]

Fender guitars are much sought after by rockers.

[Rookie Rider]

Rockers are the ones i grew up with.

[mrlmd1]

With that statement we can understand you better.

[jonathan180iq]

Better to understand the rookie than to try and contain his wild and purple hair, his skin tight leather pants, and his expansive cod piece designed to accentuate his genitalia.

http://www.themovies.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rock-of-ages-tom-cruise1.jpg

[Fawlty]

Genitalia are not concealed by naturists.

[mrlmd1]

Naturists sometimes (often, especially the older ones) are much more attractive with their clothes on.

[bpdchief]

on with their clothes or off with their heads

[Fawlty]

Heads I win, tails you lose.

[mrlmd1]

Lose some, win some - isn't that what they say?

[haraldduus]

Say it isent so, I beg you, Pleace

[Fawlty]

Please release me, let me go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLRoIbBJfo

[mrlmd1]

Go, and never come back with any of those oldies.

[Fawlty]

Oldies are often underestimated in certain quarters.

[bpdchief]

Quarters used to hire women of the night. (two-bit whore)

[Water Warrior 2]

Night is when forest rats come out to play in traffic.

[mrlmd1]

Traffic and congestion on the city roads can slow you down to the point of misery, where you can't even enjoy the scenery, and also get you choked with smog.

[Water Warrior 2]

Smog, uh uh, not from my tail pipe.

[mrlmd1]

Pipe dreams.

[Water Warrior 2]

Dreams and the realization of some dreams makes life worth living.

[Fawlty]

Living in Spain during July and August is often a challenge for us English.

(Welcome back from your half world tour WW!)

[Water Warrior 2]

Thanks Fawlty. At temps of 37C we were glad to have an air conditioned car. Most of the time the weather cooperated beyond belief and we missed all of the disasterous weather conditions that plagued so many folks.
OMG, I see a trend here. We drove through and later disaster struck.

English is a silly language.

[mrlmd1]

Language is how we communicate and most all species have their own, in some form or other.

[Water Warrior 2]

Other has just given me a writer's block.

[Fawlty]

Block Mrgz250 and all will be back to normal.

[haraldduus]

Normal?? I wonder, what normal is?

[Water Warrior 2]

Is normal the new abnormal in this world of mental distress and daily stress?

[Fawlty]

Stress used to be a term used generally in engineering.

[Water Warrior 2]

Engineering a better mouse trap could cause stress.

[Fawlty]

Stress for the mouse, that's for sure.

[Water Warrior 2]

Sure works with a dab of peanut butter on a mouse trap.

[mrlmd1]

Trap all those little suckers.

[Water Warrior 2]

Suckers are born every day.

[Fawlty]

Day of the Jackal is an excellent book and a mediocre movie, something that often happens in my view.

[Water Warrior 2]

View this.

[mrlmd1]

This is good.

[bpdchief]

Good to some is great to others

[mrlmd1]

Others have their own opinion.

[Fawlty]

"Opinion that has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widely spread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.”

(Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals)

[Water Warrior 2]

Sensible and foolish can describe marriage but not concerning the same marriage at the same moment.

[Fawlty]

Moment to moment is the way some have to live these days.

[Water Warrior 2]

Days of intense heat are not my favorite.

[Fawlty]

Favorite things for me include a cool ride on a late summer evening, after a scorching hot daytime.

[Water Warrior 2]

Daytime heat will upset my stomach.

[Fawlty]

Stomach upsets can be controlled with Milk of Magnesia, so give it a try!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6jI5QnXhy8

[Water Warrior 2]

Try the impossible and learn all the ways to fail in your endeavors.

[bpdchief]

Endeavors failed are lessons learned.

[mrlmd1]

Learned members answer most of the newbie questions on this forum.

[Water Warrior 2]

Forum members come from every walk in life.

[mrlmd1]

Life is great - better than the alternative.

[Water Warrior 2]

Alternative meds can often do more harm than good.

[mrlmd1]

Good grief, no one's been here for 4 days?

[Water Warrior 2]

Days of waiting have ended.

[Fawlty]

Ended ownership of my GZ recently, but enjoying my Vulcan 500, so I am not complaining too much.

[mrlmd1]

Much ado about nothing.

[Fawlty]

Nothing beats a motorcycle ride along a country lane on a late summer evening, the cool breeze, the solitary thoughts, the potential to take yourself away at speed and leave the turbulent world to sort itself for a while.

[mrlmd1]

While others watch you go by, you are having all the enjoyment.

[Water Warrior 2]

Enjoyment is retirement and good health.

[Fawlty]

Health is good, especially in retirement, because it enables you to do the things you've always wanted to do, provided you have the money.

[Water Warrior 2]

Money apparently can't buy happiness but I'd like to try anyway.

[Fawlty]

Anyway you look at it, from any point of view, you must admit that I'm lucky
to be in love with you.

(Rolling Stones)

http://youtu.be/mH3lG8gfq5U

[Water Warrior 2]

You have to admire some of the strange and inventive statements in this game.

[mrlmd1]

Game on - keep playing.

[Fawlty]

Playing beats working usually.

[Water Warrior 2]

Usually work pays for play.

[Fawlty]

Play Misty for Me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFLwJpW6cDw

(Try and leave Jane out of the next post!)

[Water Warrior 2]

Me me me , life was all about her.

[Fawlty]

Her lips were like petals-bicycle petals.

[mrlmd1]

Petals are not the same as pedals, but we get the point and it's still funny.

[bpdchief]

Funny looks are what you would get on a bike with petals for pedals!

[Water Warrior 2]

Pedals and more pedals..................over 5,000 pedal pushers went by this morning in a race to Whistler BC.

[Fawlty]

BC, as an abbreviation for Before Christ, has now been superseded by BCE, meaning Before Common/Current/Christian Era, however, as far as I am aware, its meaning for British Columbia is current.

[Water Warrior 2]

Current definition of BC is "Bring Cash".

[Fawlty]

Cash and Carter got married in a fever.

http://youtu.be/35laRl8rrHw

[bpdchief]

Fever is what men must suffer from when they think they want to say I do.

[Water Warrior 2]

Do you know that from experience?

[mrlmd1]

Experience is something you often get from not knowing any better.

[Fawlty]

Better late than never.

[Water Warrior 2]

"Never never never" she said.

[Fawlty]

Said like the true gentleman that you are.

[Water Warrior 2]

"Are you a gentleman ?" she asked and I replied "no I'd rather be a friend with benefits".

[mrlmd1]

Benefits both of you.

[Fawlty]

You send me.

[youtube:3au6pa7x]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6QlnlMqjE[/youtube:3au6pa7x]

[Water Warrior 2]

Me and you can be best buds.

[bpdchief]

Buds when picked in their prime and hung upside down to dry provided a righteous buzz!

[Water Warrior 2]

Buds when picked in their prime and hung upside down to dry provided a righteous buzz!
And you know this how???



Fuzz.

[mrlmd1]

Buzz off.

[Fawlty]

Off with his head!

http://youtu.be/P3YmUx1rM8M

[Water Warrior 2]

Buds when picked in their prime and hung upside down to dry provided a righteous buzz!
And you know this how???



Fuzz.


Oops, wrong game.

[Water Warrior 2]

Head is a nautical term.

[Fawlty]

Term time jobs, when I was at school, were a handy source of income.

[Water Warrior 2]

Income has to be managed properly to avoid a sad outcome.

[bpdchief]

Outcome can be sad when income is low.

[Water Warrior 2]

Low income and depression go hand in hand.

[Fawlty]

Hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon.

(Edward Lear)

[Water Warrior 2]

Moon me sweetheart, moon me.

[Fawlty]

Me and my shadow.

[youtube:6wj3hl90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-4uKgXRnpI[/youtube:6wj3hl90]

[bpdchief]

Shadow named Sammy - now would be inappropriate.

[Fawlty]

Inappropriate behaviour today may have been extremely appropriate in the past, furthermore, this is not something the people of today should apologise for, it is simply history.

[Water Warrior 2]

History tends to repeat itself.

[bpdchief]

Itself by itself does no harm.

[Fawlty]

Harm is something to be avoided, but sometimes it is unavoidable.

[Water Warrior 2]

Unavoidable has many syllables.

[bpdchief]

syllables or silly bulls?

[Fawlty]

Bulls hit, those two words, when joined together could be directed at someone who talks complete and utter rubbish.

[bpdchief]

Rubbish is commonly being heard coming from both Parliament and the US Government.

[Water Warrior 2]

Government issues and fund appropriations can be entertaining but ultimately costly to the tax payer.

[bpdchief]

Payer of taxes should get more consideration from collectors.

[Water Warrior 2]

Collectors were after me due to a sleazy scammer.

[Fawlty]

Scammer and spammer are equally sleazy.

[Water Warrior 2]

Sleazy reminds me of Quark from Deep Space Nine.

[bpdchief]

Nine angry dogs, chased a hog into a bog.

[Water Warrior 2]

Bog, fog, tog and log could all exchange their "O" for an "A".

[Fawlty]

A fog in a bog could result in a collision with a log and a fag in a bag could have a tag so that it could be smoked by an old lag.

(In UK English fag is slang for a cigarette and an old lag is slang for a prison inmate. In US English it may be different!)

[bpdchief]

Lag behind and the train will leave without you.

[Water Warrior 2]

You were late for a train once weren't you.

[Fawlty]

You missed the train because you were delayed by fog, made worse because you were smoking a fag whilst writing your log, thus making you lag behind.

[bpdchief]

Behind the curtain stands a cantankerous old man, flipping levers making thunder crash and lightning flash.

[Water Warrior 2]

Flash folks in public and bpdchief will get you.

[Fawlty]

You always hurt the one you love, the one you shouldn't hurt at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS9U75YC-jA

[Water Warrior 2]

All the leaves are falling this time of year.

[bpdchief]

Year after year we rake leaves to no avail. :)

[Water Warrior 2]

"Avail yourself" is all I got.

[bpdchief]

Got a cat wrapped around your tongue?

[Fawlty]

Tongue of dog, adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
lizard's leg and howlet's wing.

(Macbeth)

[bpdchief]

wing to wing, soaring day to day and now the skies become my refuge and the clouds become my home.

(Wing To Wing, RICHARD WILLIAM GATHMAN )

[Water Warrior 2]

Home, home on the Range.

[bpdchief]

Range fires destroy millions of acres each year, yet like the Phoenix, new life emerges from the ashes.

[Fawlty]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if God won't have us the Devil must.

[bpdchief]

Must others laugh at our misfortune.

[Water Warrior 2]

Misfortune is some times a result of poor planning.

[bpdchief]

Planning half-hearted is planning to fail.

[Fawlty]

Fail to plan, plan to fail.

[bpdchief]

Fail is a wonderful thing if that is what you strive for.

[Water Warrior 2]

For what it is worth, failing a few times will prevent friends and relatives from asking for favors.

[Fawlty]

Favors for friends are fine, as long as they are not perpetually requested.

[Water Warrior 2]

Requested appearances at some social functions are a real Pita.

[bpdchief]

Pita bread is just the right thickness for most sandwiches.

[Water Warrior 2]

Sandwiches are apparently a creation of The Earl of Sandwich.

[bpdchief]

Sandwich is proud to be the home of the Sandwich Fair.

(Held every year since 1889, it is the oldest continuing county fair in the State of Illinois!)

[Water Warrior 2]

Fair weather riding buds tend to disappear this time of year.

[Fawlty]

Year after year, at our age, buds disappear, sadly.

[Water Warrior 2]

Sadly we might live on while others pass on but rejoice in the fact that many left footprints in our lives.

[Fawlty]

Lives, given for us all, in the cause of peace will be commemorated in many countries this weekend, we will remember them.

[Water Warrior 2]

Them that do, do so for the folks who can't.

We owe a massive debt of gratitude and praise to those who lay their ALL on the line to help keep our world free. Thanks to each and everyone in uniform past and present.

[bpdchief]

Can't get a satisfactorily complicated sentence to come to mind.

[Water Warrior 2]

Mind your satisfactorily sentences.

[bpdchief]

Sentences not of a satisfactorily complicated manner are a waste of time. :fu:

[Water Warrior 2]

Time is a commodity I have an abundance of since retirement.

[bpdchief]

Retirement is a bane for most married women - they love us most in the mornings when we leave for work.

(after 5 months my wife said I could get a job or a divorce - but I was getting out of the house)

[Water Warrior 2]

Work for some reason brought up a thought of The seven Dwarfs before Snow White showed up.

[bpdchief]

Up the bunghole with work related thoughts!

[Water Warrior 2]

Thoughts of work no longer give me nightmares.

[bpdchief]

Nightmares can be caused by the late night snack.

[Water Warrior 2]

Snack Packs late at night can cause weight gain.

[bpdchief]

Gain a few pounds, it's allowed at our age!

[haraldduus]

Age is best felt at five o'clock in the morning, geting home after at party, wingshot or drunk, call it what you will!

[Water Warrior 2]

Will, a document that makes young folk suck up to old rich folk.

[bpdchief]

Folk young or old would do well to have a will and protect their property from a greedy government.

[Fawlty]

Government by the greedy is bad, but government by the greedy, dishonest and corrupt is dangerous and now becoming normal.

[bpdchief]

Normal - it's amazing what we are willing to accept as

[Water Warrior 2]

As good as it gets.

[Fawlty]

Gets worse as time goes by, but try and look on the bright side of life.

[Water Warrior 2]

Life is good except behind bars.

[bpdchief]

Bars are a good place to get a stiff drink.

[Fawlty]

Drink is a soldier in the army of the Devil!

(Some say. Not me I hasten to add!)

[Water Warrior 2]

Devil lives in a very hot neighborhood.

[bpdchief]

"Neighborhood suffers Hotter Than Hell heat wave" read the headline. :neener:

[jonathan180iq]

Wave over wave, and sea over bow, I'm as happy a man as the sea will allow.

[Water Warrior 2]

Allow me to just butt right in.

[alantf]

In three words - be my guest.

[Water Warrior 2]

Guest privileges will not be abused.

[Fawlty]

Abused guests do not often return, unless they trade in spam!

[Water Warrior 2]

Spam used to come in cans only and was a staple in many diets.

[bpdchief]

Diets are for quitters.

(what happened to carrying on the preceding last word? Headline?)

[Water Warrior 2]

Diets are for quitters.

(what happened to carrying on the preceding last word? Headline?)
Looks like we had more than one senior moment.

Headline read..........Rehab is for quitters. :2tup:

[jonathan180iq]

(I believed the part about the headline to be an aside, and not actually part of the sentence. :/

[Water Warrior 2]

Yeah it was an oops by us though. Headline was indeed the last word. BPDchief is correct on this one.

[Fawlty]

Quitters sometimes have their reasons and sometimes they have no choice.

[bpdchief]

Choice is a personal thing.

[mole2]

Choice is a personal thing.

Thing is I forget where we were going with this.


:)

[Fawlty]

This thing moves on relentlessly.

[alantf]

relentlessly is a twelve letter word.

[bpdchief]

Word - an easy way to communicate IF you share a language.

[jonathan180iq]

Language isn't really a barrier since humans mostly communicate through body movements and facial expressions.

[Fawlty]

Expressions of the facial type can change dramatically, and are not always a good indicator of the truth.