Last Word is the First Word of the Next Sentence

[mrlmd1]

Fahrenheit 951 by Michael Moore was a great movie.

[bpdchief]

Movie watchers would do well to watch that one.

[mrlmd1]

One of a kind.

[Water Warrior 2]

Kind of quiet here at 4:40 in the morning.

[mrlmd1]

Morning will now be dark for a while when we change to Daylight Saving Time tonight.

[Water Warrior 2]

Tonight is the night to do the deed with the time pieces.............thanks for the reminder.

[mrlmd1]

Reminder - your watch and your car.

[bpdchief]

Car clocks can be finicky.

[Fawlty]

Finicky car clocks can be time consuming.

[mrlmd1]

Consuming beer is more fun than fiddling with clocks, especially those on a VCR.

[Water Warrior 2]

VCR equipment is so old now that it is a waste of time and energy to own and operate.

[bpdchief]

Operate with care, you men with no hair. :retard:

[blaine]

Hair long gone. :tongue:
http://s4.postimage.org/412xyndl5/Photo1054.jpg (http://postimage.org/image/412xyndl5/)

[Water Warrior 2]

Gone fishing.

[jonathan180iq]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4834640896/h255A0F8E/

[mrlmd1]

Fishing is good for the soul.

[Fawlty]

Soul Music is a Discworld novel.

[Water Warrior 2]

Novel ideas can lead to great inventions.

[bpdchief]

Inventions keep the world evolving.

[Water Warrior 2]

Evolving is the only way to survive this changing world.

[mrlmd1]

World War II was a long time ago.

[Fawlty]

Ago means 'in the past', but I prefer the present and the future.

[Water Warrior 2]

Future expectations can make life worth living for the eternal optimist.

[bpdchief]

Optimist = individual who sees the silver lining on every cloud.

[Water Warrior 2]

Coud cover and rain is the normal winter/late spring weather in my neck of the woods.

[Fawlty]

Woods that are of the hard variety are best for building boats.

[jonathan180iq]

Boats aren't the only thing hard wood is good for.

[Water Warrior 2]

For a good time call Gina(1-618 448 4569).

[bpdchief]

Gina gonna slap a turd outta you for that!

[Fawlty]

That wood be correct.

[Water Warrior 2]

Correct but I can run faster scared than she can mad.

[Fawlty]

Mad women are many times more dangerous than madmen.

[mrlmd1]

Madmen started this whole thing.

[jonathan180iq]

Thing is, they haven't changed.

[Fawlty]

Changed the hour on the clocks the other day didn't you.

[Water Warrior 2]

You could always just move one time zone to the east to be on time.

[bpdchief]

Time to get a travel trailer.

[Fawlty]

Trailer for sale or rent and rooms to let for fifty cents.

[Water Warrior 2]

Cents are no longer made by the Canadian Mint so the Nickle is now the smallest coin.

[Fawlty]

Coin is a place in Southern Spain where many Western movies were shot.

[Water Warrior 2]

Shot dead in a spaghetti western.

[mrlmd1]

Western omelets are quite good and used to be the rage.

[Water Warrior 2]

Rage on the road is getting entirely out of hand.

[bpdchief]

Hand me one of those Western Omelets please. :lol:

[Fawlty]

Please may I have one also.

[jonathan180iq]

Also include the Lord of the Forum, for his majesty is famished.

[mrlmd1]

Famished you will be until the omelet you eat.

[jonathan180iq]

Eat an omelet, then, I shall.

[mrlmd1]

Shall you. providing one can be gotten.

[bpdchief]

Gotten - The British stopped using this past participle about three hundred years ago, the Americans should follow suit.

MRLMD Two "periods" = two sentences... which did you intend to use?

[Water Warrior 2]

Suit yourself but I'd go with the last word.

[bpdchief]

Word at the end is the one I used.

[Water Warrior 2]

Used is better than abused.

[Fawlty]

Abused machinery will eventually let you down.

[mrlmd1]

Down and out for the count if you get kicked in the head.

[Water Warrior 2]

Head bolts are a PITA if they snap off.

[bpdchief]

Off they go and then you cry. :cry:

[Water Warrior 2]

Cry me a river.

[Fawlty]

River mountain high.

[bpdchief]

High is what you must have been to come up with that. :whistle:

[Fawlty]

That is an allegation that I totally deny at the present time.

[jonathan180iq]

Time seems to slow when under the spell of synthetic intoxication.

[Water Warrior 2]

Intoxication has never had a high priority on my to do list but I have been there in the past.

[mrlmd1]

Past wives can cause one to become intoxicated, not with love but with excessive imbibing.

[bpdchief]

Imbibing helps mask the pain of poorly thought out ventures. :poorbaby:

[Water Warrior 2]

Ventures such as building a restaurant for a future ex-wife cost me a retirement home.

[Fawlty]

Home, where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play.

[jonathan180iq]

Play all you want with the memory of prior romances, but it's best to just let that sleeping dog lie.

[mrlmd1]

Lie is what they all seem to do best.

[Water Warrior 2]

Best is the enemy of good.

[bpdchief]

Good bye to all our nasty wifes... may they die soon!

(It was nice of you to invest in a restaurant for the ex)

[mrlmd1]

Soon may not be quick enough for some on here.

[Water Warrior 2]

Good bye to all our nasty wifes... may they die soon!

(It was nice of you to invest in a restaurant for the ex)
Yeah, I'm such a nice guy. It only took her 2 years to go totally broke and deep in debt before closing the doors. Another 1.5 years and we parted company.

[Water Warrior 2]

Here we go with some old guys reliving past events.

[mrlmd1]

Events like those should not be relived.

[Fawlty]

Events have the power to make your day happy or otherwise.

[Water Warrior 2]

Otherwise took it's time turning to happy but it was worth the wait.

[Fawlty]

Wait, be patient and the spring will come.

[bpdchief]

Come let us rejoice in the fact that other peoples misery is not our own. :itsokay:

[Water Warrior 2]

Own your own future and not live according to what others say.

[mrlmd1]

Say what?

[bpdchief]

What do we care of other peoples opinions?

[Fawlty]

Opinions should only be related when requested.

[Water Warrior 2]

Requested a what from who !!!!!

[mrlmd1]

Who said that?

[Water Warrior 2]

That is a secret.

[Fawlty]

Secret code breakers from Bletchley Park helped win WW2 for the allies.

[Water Warrior 2]

Allies with military might are rare.

[mrlmd1]

Rare meat is liked by some people but may harbor parasites.

[Water Warrior 2]

Parasites sometimes walk upright on 2 legs.

[Rookie Rider]

Legs of a female make a great necklace :/

[Fawlty]

Necklace making is considered very therapeutic by some people.

[mrlmd1]

People are all different, except for identical twins.

[Water Warrior 2]

Twins are just a reflection of each other.

[bpdchief]

Other people look like strangers.

[Rookie Rider]

Strangers sometimes become your best friends.

[Water Warrior 2]

Friends are much better than acquaintences.

[Fawlty]

Acquaintances, forgotten in the mists of time, are sometimes recalled and then forgotten again.

[jonathan180iq]

Again we continue with the "friendship" diatribe?

[mrlmd1]

Diatribe or not, this is how these members on here feel, because after all, we are such a friendly forum, right?

[Water Warrior 2]

Right on.

[jonathan180iq]

On that subject:

http://changeyourteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/too-happy-blog-shutterstock_106009055.jpg

[mrlmd1]

Subject to approval.

[Fawlty]

Subject yourselves to the eternal word game of ingenuity.

[Water Warrior 2]

Ingenuity is the key to many a profitable venture.

[mrlmd1]

Venture out and look for more ways to become profitable.

[Water Warrior 2]

Profitable lives are nothing without a wealth of true friends.

[mrlmd1]

Friends to the end.

[jonathan180iq]

End of the road for this thread?

[Fawlty]

Thread the needle with a steady hand or you may feel a prick.

[Water Warrior 2]

Prick or an actual blood letting puncture could occur.

[mrlmd1]

Occur to anyone else this thread will never end, as there is always something else to add?

[bpdchief]

Add such nonsense as you feel necessary, as we all profit from the sharing of wisdom.

[Water Warrior 2]

Wisdom can be very fleeting.

[Fawlty]

Fleeting glances should generally be verified before taking further action.

[jonathan180iq]

Action, of the proper kind, after all, if what we are all about.

[Water Warrior 2]

About my memory................ah ah, where was I going with this?

[mrlmd1]

This is one of the most popular threads on the forum, this and the change one letter word game.

[Water Warrior 2]

Game is something we sometimes shoot.

[Fawlty]

Shoot first and ask questions later is sometimes tempting, but can be a risky strategy.

[Water Warrior 2]

Strategy be dammed, shoot first and don't miss.

[mrlmd1]

Miss Piggy loves Kermit.

[bpdchief]

Kermit has a teeny green weenie. :poke2:

[Water Warrior 2]

Weenie roasts, a tall blonde and a box of beer: Priceless.

[bpdchief]

Priceless moments with grandchildren happen too seldom.

[Water Warrior 2]

Seldom is better than never.

[bpdchief]

Never say never as you never know when you might have to eat the words you never remember saying. :tongue:

[mrlmd1]

Saying something is not as worthwhile as living it, good or bad as it might be.

[Water Warrior 2]

Saying never 21% of the time in a 19 word sentence is a new high in this game of words.

[Fawlty]

Words at the ends of sentences can sometimes be challenging.

[Water Warrior 2]

Challenging is trying to get a word in before mrlmd1.

[Fawlty]

Mrlmd1, where are you?

[jonathan180iq]

You shouldn't talk about the devil if you don't wish to summon him.

[Water Warrior 2]

Him is not the same as hymn.

[jonathan180iq]

Hymn singing is, perhaps, what we must do in order to conjure the seemingly absent doctor.

[bpdchief]

Doctor is busy playing with his nurse. :2tup:


Only 21%... damn I was hoping for 27%, oh well never mind

[Water Warrior 2]

Nurse me to better health with modern drugs

[mrlmd1]

Drugs? Someone say drugs? Who dat?


(You guys get on here so fast no one else can get in a word edgewise.
And I'm in Florida, on the Gulf Coast just enjoying the warm weather outside when not logging onto this forum.
Or playing with my nurse - Ha.))

[Water Warrior 2]

Dat sounds like you are enjoying your time.

[Fawlty]

Time brings all things to an end.

[mrlmd1]

End of time will never come.

[jonathan180iq]

Come what may, there will never be a lack of suckers who want to contribute to this endless game.

[mrlmd1]

Game? This is serious mental excersize, but you can quit anytime, just don't check it anymore. :) :roll: :poke2:

[Water Warrior 2]

Anymore exercise mental or physical and I'll need a nap.

[Fawlty]

Nap, short for Napoleon is an interesting card game.

[jonathan180iq]

Game over, man!

[mrlmd1]

Man, those people know how to dance and sure seem to be having fun partying.

[jonathan180iq]

Partying was the last image used, but it's now unseen by others who are reading, because it was too large.

[Fawlty]

Large parties can sometimes get out of hand, especially if social media is involved.

[Water Warrior 2]

Involved with another's spouse is a no-no.

[Fawlty]

No-no-no is a song by Destiny's Child.

[mrlmd1]

Child from being involved with another's spouse is a NO-NO-NO-NO-OH-OH.

[Water Warrior 2]

"NO-NO-NO-NO-OH-OH Duck" I said when the s**t hit the fan.

[bpdchief]

Fan my overheated head as I laugh at WW for getting the beginning of the last sentence wrong - AGAIN! :lol: :neener: :lol: :roll: :2tup:

unless ofcourse NO-NO-NO-NO-OH-OH is a word unto itself and not 6 individual words

[Water Warrior 2]

I read it as all one word.

[Fawlty]

Word games like these can get a little confusing at times.

[Water Warrior 2]

Times of fun and laughter leave lasting memories.

[bpdchief]

Memories seem to be all we have left as older we grow and weaker we become. :cry:

[Fawlty]

Become wiser as you get older.

[mrlmd1]

Older means more experienced, not necessarily wiser.

[bpdchief]

Wiser people have said more while speaking less! :lol:

[jonathan180iq]

Less is more!

[Fawlty]

More or less!

[Water Warrior 2]

Less is not enough, I want it all.

[mrlmd1]

All you can get?

[blaine]

Get it while you can!!! :)

[Fawlty]

Can the spam for an easy read.

[Water Warrior 2]

Read a lot and you will increase your vocabulary and spelling ability.

[jonathan180iq]

Ability is what she wanted; futility is what she got.

[Fawlty]

Got any grapes?

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q)

[mrlmd1]

Grapes can be fermented into greater beverages.

[jonathan180iq]

Beverages that impair function, and come conveniently served in aluminum containers, are favorited in the Southern United States.

http://rednecksinthewild.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2922389380_d224a8b1f4_z.jpg

[Water Warrior 2]

States of mental impairment can be caused by riding without a helmet.

[Fawlty]

Helmet wearers tend to keep their heads in better shape than those who ride bare headed.

[mrlmd1]

Headed to the store.

[Water Warrior 2]

Store your reading glasses on your forehead and you will never find them.

[bpdchief]

Them things disappear so often, I have a pair in every room.

[Fawlty]

Room for another pair maybe?

[Water Warrior 2]

Maybe another pair in the cage too.

[jonathan180iq]

Too many more references to "another pair" and I'll start thinking we need some more ladies in this forum.

[haraldduus]

Forum romanum? Never been there :roll:

[Fawlty]

There you go, enjoy:
(http://www.forumromanum.org/)

[Water Warrior 2]

Enjoy yourself it might be later than you think.

[mrlmd1]

Think again - it's never too late, unless you're dead and taking a dirt nap.

[jonathan180iq]

Nap all you want, old man, I'll be pushing this rock, unceasingly, up this mountain, as punishment by the gods.

[Water Warrior 2]

Gods have a giggle as we try to accomplish our plans.

[Fawlty]

Plans that are made hastily often don't work out but can occasionally be awesome.

[Water Warrior 2]

Awesome skills to beat the odds in Vegas are few and far between.

[Fawlty]

Between Vegas and the Grand Canyon lies the Hoover Dam.

[jonathan180iq]

Dam turbines create all kinds of power; Hoover generates the most.

[mrlmd1]

Most fun ever with clothes on was learning to ride a motorcycle, on the GZ.

[bpdchief]

GZ or Harley , nothing beats two wheels!

[Fawlty]

Wheels was a cha cha number made popular by Joe Loss and his Orchestra.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpEw9TNLyho)

[Water Warrior 2]

Orchestra and Rock n Roll works for me.

[haraldduus]

Me is an other form for I. And I dont like grama

[mrlmd1]

Grama - is that gramma (grandma) or grammar (proper word usage)? (I know you're from Denmark, I'm just teasing you to keep this going). :)

[haraldduus]

Going or gramma or is gramma going, What is it you are aiming at? I'm teasing right back. ;)

[Fawlty]

Back in the USSR, you don't know how lucky you are, boy, back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR.

(The Beatles 1968)

[haraldduus]

USSR is no more, and it wont be back anytime soon, so where does that leave all those people ? Homeless ore in an other country?? Talk about exodus!

Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people!

(Bob Marley & the Wailers Released 3 June 1977)

[bpdchief]

People need to limit themselves to one sentence.

[Fawlty]

Sentence them to hard labor in Siberia perhaps.

[Water Warrior 2]

Perhaps is a word and leaves one hanging with no firm answer to a query.

[bpdchief]

Query or Quarry - either can be very deep.

[Fawlty]

Deep Blue was the nemesis of Garry Kasparov in 1997.

[bpdchief]

1997 was a good year for the Chevrolet Camaro Police Special.

[Water Warrior 2]

Special cruisers can be found at an auction when retired from service.

[mrlmd1]

Service to one's country or to a neighbor can be an honor.

[Water Warrior 2]

Honor all of our folks in uniform.

[haraldduus]

Unifom? It is hard to point out who is who when all looks the same

[Fawlty]

Same old, same old.

[haraldduus]

Old as dirt.

[bpdchief]

Dirt roads lead to many interesting adventures.

[mrlmd1]

Adventures, especially those involving traveling on 2 wheels, can be very much fun and quite rewarding.

[bpdchief]

Rewarding yourself with a cool beverage and a campfire at the end of the day is a fine thing.

[Water Warrior 2]

Thing is, I can't start a fire with gas and a match.

[mrlmd1]

Match.com can maybe find you a compatible date, or a spouse, for a monthly fee.

[Fawlty]

Fee is the price you pay for services rendered.but some may consider $40 per month a little excessive, on the other hand, what price do you put on happiness?

[mrlmd1]

Happiness is never guaranteed, at whatever the cost.

[Water Warrior 2]

Happiness is never guaranteed, at whatever the cost.

:lol: Sounds like a fortune cookie.

Cost is a fact of life for most things but happiness should be free.

[Fawlty]

Free fortune cookies can be very revealing.

[haraldduus]

revealing is also a see through nightgown

[bpdchief]

Nightgown on the ground I say.

[Water Warrior 2]

Say what you want but I've never had the urge to wear a nighty.

[loudboys]

Nighty night; I'm logging off and going to bed.

[Water Warrior 2]

Bed is good medicine for a creaky old body.

[Fawlty]

Body creaks on bikes can be fixed, but it's a whole different ball game when it comes to humans.

[Water Warrior 2]

Humans of this planet are a strange lot.

[haraldduus]

Lot Of Leavin' Left To Do

[Water Warrior 2]

Do what you do do well.

[Fawlty]

Well,where do we go from here everyone?

[haraldduus]

Everyone? Well I dont know, but I wil get me some shuteye.

[mrlmd1]

Shuteye and lose binocular vision.

[bpdchief]

Vision lost is a sad thing, but, not the end.

[Fawlty]

End of the world was a 1963 song by Skeeter Davis, who can be seen here in 1965, sporting a classic hairstyle.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgcy-V6YIuI)

[haraldduus]

Hairstyle? Hmm I can see the hair, but, where is the style? :whistle:

(sorry I just culd not let it slide) :lol:

[bpdchief]

Style is a fleeting thing and not always becoming!

[haraldduus]

Becoming old is a problem for a lot of people that ar yong at heart

[bpdchief]

Heart problems are a real concern for those of use who are in advanced years.

[mrlmd1]

Years of wear and tear take their toll.

[Fawlty]

Toll roads here in Spain can be expensive and because of that are not used much.

[bpdchief]

Much ado about nothing

[haraldduus]

Nothing compares 2 U :rawk:

(Single by Sinéad O'Connor, from the album I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got 1990)

[Fawlty]

U should try and end the sentence with a word and not a letter, nice song though.

[mrlmd1]

Though I may not agree, you have every right to express your opinion.

[bpdchief]

Opinion not carefully thought out can result in a damaged proboscis.

[Water Warrior 2]

Proboscis blowing occurs while enduring a cold.

[mrlmd1]

Cold winters are no fun.

[Water Warrior 2]

Fun between consenting adults is dear to my heart.

[bpdchief]

Heart felt emotions make women's eyes moist.

[Water Warrior 2]

Moist and easy is what she said.