Last Word is the First Word of the Next Sentence

[Water Warrior 2]

Destructive criticism makes one shy of doing anything and creates hard feelings.

[bpdchief]

Feelings should not be worn on ones sleeve, once hurt, the wrong is sometimes hard to forgive.

[Water Warrior 2]

Forgive is something I used to do until I got tired of dealing with all the stupidity and narrow minds.

[bpdchief]

Minds are terrible things to waste!

[Water Warrior 2]

Waste your mind with drugs and have technicolor dreams.

[bpdchief]

Dreams could be windows into a parallel universe

[Water Warrior 2]

Universe explorers are what we endeavour to be but first we must quell the zombie uprising

[mrlmd1]

Uprising plants grace the landscape as Spring and warmer weather comes.

[bpdchief]

Comes the warmth, comes the rain and soon it will be spring again. (read that as a gain)

[mrlmd1]

(Take your pick)--

Again, some member tries to get the rest of us stumped.

A gain to your intellect if you can get the rest of the members stumped.

[jonathan180iq]

Stumped are those who fail to see
All of life's wondrous mysteries.

[bpdchief]

Mysteries of life stimulate conscious intellectual activity.

[Water Warrior 2]

Activity of the physical kind tends to elude me.

[jonathan180iq]

Me, myself, and all those who see, believe life is arduous latency.

[mrlmd1]

Latency, according to Miriam-Webster, is a stage of psychosexual development following the phallic stage that extends from about the age of five or six to the beginning of puberty and during which sexual urges often appear to lie dormant, and I don't think any of us on here has much to worry about or has to be concerned with this anymore.

[Water Warrior 2]

Anymore high faluting definitions from Miriam-Webster and I'll need a warm corner and my security blanket.

[bpdchief]

Blanket for security and a womans two warm "pillows of peace".

[mrlmd1]

Peace, altho an ideal status around the world, will, unfortunately, never be obtainable

[Water Warrior 2]

Obtainable is easy, the unobtainable tests our metal to succeed.

[bpdchief]

Succeed by greed is wrong indeed!

[blaine]

Indeed this snow needs to go!!!! :) :cool:

[bpdchief]

Go, Go cold and snow...
from the south let warm winds blow.

[Water Warrior 2]

Blow it out your port hole Matey.

[bpdchief]

Matey me arse... no one talks to me that way

[mrlmd1]

Way to go, good retort.

[Water Warrior 2]

Retort typed into Google will yield results that will make millions of brain cells wither and die.

[bpdchief]

Die... Die you bastard brain cells and your little dog Toto too!

[mrlmd1]

Too much negativity on here recently.

[bpdchief]

Recently my responses have taken a decidedly negative tone and for that I humbly offer an apology.

[Water Warrior 2]

Apology accepted but we all are in the same boat with the winter blues and waiting for spring weather to arrive.

[mrlmd1]

Arrive on time for appointments to be courteous.

[bpdchief]

Courteous arrivals and salutations will garner future invitations.

[Water Warrior 2]

Invitations for dinner with a family of zombies should be politely declined.

[bpdchief]

Declined invitations spread like wild fire.

[Water Warrior 2]

Fire in the woods can be the leading cause of crispy critters.

[jonathan180iq]

Critters of all shapes and sizes can attribute their existence to the amazing complex simplicity of the hydrogen atom.

[bpdchief]

Atom smashing could be fun if only I had a small enough hammer. :poke2:

[Water Warrior 2]

Hammer thrown at plexiglass window will return to sender.

[bpdchief]

Sender of malicious email would do better openning a can of spam

[Water Warrior 2]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :2tup: :2tup:

[mrlmd1]

Spam is not welcome on here, nor at the lunch counter.

[bpdchief]

Counter Intelligence says this game needs to end for a while.

[jonathan180iq]

While there may be people who feel that way, their intelligence is as sound as that used to determine that the Iraqi's possessed weapons of mass destruction.

[bpdchief]

Destruction will be visited upon those who compare our intelligence with that of George W Bush.

[mrlmd1]

Bush babies are not found around here but are delightful although weird looking creatures.

[bpdchief]

Creatures unite to fight for right to party.

[mrlmd1]

Party? Did someone say party? Where? When?

[bpdchief]

:poke2: Four questions do not constitute a sentence. :poke2:

[Water Warrior 2]

Sentence of life imprisonment for minor littering is over the top.

[mrlmd1]

Top of the morning to ya.

[Water Warrior 2]

Ya gotta realize I rarely roll outta bed before noon. :neener:

[bpdchief]

Noon is a good time to start the day.

[mrlmd1]

Day time is better for riding than night time if you are out in the country.

[Water Warrior 2]

Country living can be costly due to commuting long distances.

[bpdchief]

Distances, long or short, covered on a motorcycle are a walk in the park compared to riding in a car.

[Water Warrior 2]

Car travel is a much prefered mode of travel at 40 below Zero.

[mrlmd1]

Zero emissions when traveling can be had with a sailboat.

[jonathan180iq]

Sailboat salesmen are full of hot air.

[bpdchief]

Air is a wonderful thing to have around you.

[Water Warrior 2]

You may need to be full of hot air to play "Last Word is the First Word of the Next Sentence".

[jonathan180iq]

Sentence structure does seem to be rather lacking when playing such a game.

[mrlmd1]

Game or no game, this takes a certain amount of intellect.

[jonathan180iq]

Intellect, I concur, is a prerequisite for the unceasing continuation of such a lofty endeavor.

[Water Warrior 2]

Endeavor to satisfy is a lofty goal but when everything goes south it is time for a ride and solitude.

[bpdchief]

Solitude on a motorcycle ride can be mentally rewarding.

[Water Warrior 2]

Rewarding others for a job well done is a good sign of a boss who takes the time to notice his associates.

[bpdchief]

Associates should be willing to pay for a kind bosses three week vacation.

[Water Warrior 2]

Vacation time tied to years of service was 5 weeks plus banked overtime that helped me keep my sanity towards the end of my career.

[bpdchief]

Career is such an unusual term in these days of no company-employee loyalty.

[Water Warrior 2]

Loyalty went out the window when I cussed out a fellow worker who then laid a complaint about my language and management never asked me my side of the story which involved almost loosing my right hand due to his stupidity and lack of planning.

[mrlmd1]

Planning revenge might make you feel better.

[Water Warrior 2]

Better at race track I am not.

[mrlmd1]

Not good to lose and waste money at the track, even worse if your wife finds out.

[Water Warrior 2]

Out sleeping in the dog house again.

[bpdchief]

Again the dog house is the location for nightly repose.

[Water Warrior 2]

Repose in the dog house is better than slumber in a dumpster.

[bpdchief]

Dumpster diving can reward the adventurer with wonderous treasures.

[mrlmd1]

Treasures are yours to behold and are all around you when riding on a nice spring day on a winding country road, with nobody else around.

[Water Warrior 2]

Around and around the dog goes trying to catch his tail.

[bpdchief]

Tail is a wonderful thing.. ask any horse, cow or man at a bar after 8 beers.

[Water Warrior 2]

Beers and babes were once my favorite driving companions.

[jonathan180iq]

Companions help to alleviate a remote existence.

[mrlmd1]

Existence alone without other human or animal contact can be very devastating.

[Water Warrior 2]

Devastating for most folks but you have to agree we can sometimes be most alone in a crowd.

[jonathan180iq]

Crowd mentality is what causes the individual to become a mere side story.

[Water Warrior 2]

Story after story the building rises from it's foundation.

[mrlmd1]

Foundation and other makeup is used by women to enhance their personal appearance and seeming beautification.

[Water Warrior 2]

Beautification can be an impossible mission when the ugly goes right through to the bone.

[jonathan180iq]

Bone level ugliness, however, can be just the kind of adversity than a lady needs to experience in order to develop a beautiful soul.

[mrlmd1]

Soul Train used to be on TV, but that was a long time ago.

[Water Warrior 2]

Ago makes think of a short gigolo.

[bpdchief]

Gigolo- young stud making money off lonely widow.

[Water Warrior 2]

Widow makers come in many calibers.

[jonathan180iq]

Calibers are not what squeeze your pads.

[mrlmd1]

Pads can sometimes keep you from getting hurt.

[Water Warrior 2]

Hurt my thumb with a hammer because it had no pads.

[mrlmd1]

Pads are usually something soft.

[jonathan180iq]

Soft is a state not appreciated amidst passionate throws with the fairer gender.

[Water Warrior 2]

Gender of offspring is determined by the father.

[mrlmd1]

Father wouldn't be one associating with the fairer gender with a soft member.

[jonathan180iq]

HAHAHAHA!

[Water Warrior 2]

Member of Mafia sometimes wear concrete shoes.

[blaine]

Shoes should not be worn when riding!! :cool: :2tup:

[Water Warrior 2]

Riding boots with good ankle protection and support should be worn.

[mrlmd1]

Worn out boots and helmets and other gear need to be replaced.

[Fawlty]

Replaced teeth are never as good as the originals

[Water Warrior 2]

Originals usually cost more than a copy.

[bpdchief]

Copy, Roger that, 10-4... strange things said on a radio.

[Fawlty]

Radio controlled drones save lives.

[Water Warrior 2]

Lives of Eagles can be as much as 70 years long.

[mrlmd1]

Long lives are what we all want, and to stay healthy (and wealthy too never hurts).

[Water Warrior 2]

Hurts, providing they are small remind us that we are vulnerable.

[Fawlty]

Vulnerable is a place we are all in, from time to time.

[Water Warrior 2]

Time to go to bed, been playing computer games all night.

[Fawlty]

Night Night!

[mrlmd1]

Night riding can be fun if you have good lights and you are careful and aware.

[bpdchief]

Aware and have on clean underwear.

[Water Warrior 2]

Underwear over your depends.

[Fawlty]

Depends, plus one e between the d and the p, are found opposite the shallow ends in swimming pools.

[Water Warrior 2]

Pools are made for swimming.

[Fawlty]

Swimming the English Channel was first achieved by Captain Matthew Webb on 25 August 1875, taking less than 22 hours.

[Water Warrior 2]

Hours spent here are much akin to a history lesson.

[Fawlty]

Lesson number one: never attack in anger.

[Water Warrior 2]

Anger can eat at one's soul.

[bpdchief]

Soul food like red beans and rice or fried chicken and gravy will add many inches to your waist.

[Water Warrior 2]

Waist lines can be fixed surgically for a slimmer bod.

[Fawlty]

Bod is a psychedlic drug that if taken may produce humour.

[jonathan180iq]

Humo(u)r seems to be something that we fail to lack on this message board.

[mrlmd1]

Board up your house when hurricane is coming.

[Water Warrior 2]

Coming to a well thought out conclusion is better than jumping into a fiasco.

[bpdchief]

Fiasco, a wonderous invention for transporting wine.

[Water Warrior 2]

Wine costing $2 a gallon is not my choice of beverage.

[jonathan180iq]

Beverage producers are fleecing us, since it's all just different flavored water.

[Water Warrior 2]

Water water everywhere and nary a drop of Baileys Irish Cream.

[mrlmd1]

Cream, frothy and fluffy, floats on top of my cup of cappuccino, with the sambucca underneath. .

[Fawlty]

Underneath the arches, I dream my dreams away.

[Water Warrior 2]

Away with this laziness, I'm going for a walk.

[mrlmd1]

Walk not too far. remember you have to walk back home again.

[bpdchief]

Again you will be too tired to impart pearls of wisdom.

[Water Warrior 2]

Wisdom gained today: don't take money or you will buy something you need to carry home.

[Fawlty]

Home, where my thought's escaping.

[Water Warrior 2]

Escaping from Alcatraz was a dream of many offenders.

[mrlmd1]

Offenders should be separated from the rest of us.

[Fawlty]

Us Airways and American Airlines have a agreed a merger.

[Water Warrior 2]

Merger between strangers in a bar can lead to health issues.

[Fawlty]

Issues of banknotes excessively by national banks is effective devaluation.

[mrlmd1]

Devaluation occurs immediately when you buy a new car and drive it out of the showroom.

[Water Warrior 2]

Showroom personel do not like anger customer confrontations because of misrepresentation of the product.

[bpdchief]

Product quality or lack thereof has greatly tarnished the USofA's reputation in world manufacturing.

[Fawlty]

Manufacturing sentences using the last word of the previous posted sentence can help prevent the onset of dementia.

[Water Warrior 2]

Dementia may have a few positives but no one is telling.

[mrlmd1]

Telling that to you children makes them laugh.

[bpdchief]

Laugh - a good form of exercise and leading cause of crows feet.

[Water Warrior 2]

Feet get wider and flatter as we age.

[Fawlty]

Age will not be defied.

[jonathan180iq]

Defied justly, so shall the onset of wear and age be done at my behest.

[Fawlty]

Behest is an order, but not the sort one makes at McDonalds.

[jonathan180iq]

McDonald's, consequently, has been linked to premature aging.

[Water Warrior 2]

Aging is not for wimps.

[bpdchief]

Wimps of the World Unite!!!

[Water Warrior 2]

Unite to destroy the Zombie Uprising.

[bpdchief]

Uprising of mutants must be squelched.

[Water Warrior 2]

Squelched rotation of the front wheel can be accomplished with a disc lock.

[Fawlty]

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.

[Water Warrior 2]

Barrels, millions and millions of barrels of crude consumed every day.

[mrlmd1]

Day and night this thread goes on.

[bpdchief]

On and on and on, will this insanity ever stop?

[Water Warrior 2]

Stop and ponder this, is the Earth the insane asylum for the universe?

[Fawlty]

Universe is universo in the Spanish tongue.

[jonathan180iq]

Tongue kissing your niece's mother is considered incest.

[mrlmd1]

Incest, except for some people, can be gross.

[Water Warrior 2]

Gross for some, kinky for others.

[bpdchief]

Others might not know a good thing when they see it! :tongue:

[Water Warrior 2]

It might be the voice of experience talking.

[Fawlty]

Talking to someone who believes that they are always right can be difficult and frustrating.

[jonathan180iq]

Frustrating is the feeling of having to deal with laws that limit love!

[mrlmd1]

Love is in the eye, or is it the mind, of the beholder.

[Water Warrior 2]

Beholder of love can have a physical need for activity.

[bpdchief]

Activity of the physical kind is the cause of future 2 oclock feedings.

[jonathan180iq]

Feedings are worth it, depending on the intensity and duration of the aforementioned activities, which we probably all lie about.

[Water Warrior 2]

About to make a pot of tea.

[Fawlty]

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

[Water Warrior 2]

Indoors activities among 2 consenting adults can be a lot of fun.

[jonathan180iq]

Fun, I think, is an understatement.

[mrlmd1]

Understatement of the amount in your account is something you never want to see from your bank.

[Fawlty]

Bank around curves with the wrong line and/or speed and you may or may not see the helicopter approach.

[Water Warrior 2]

Approach all business deals with caution.

[mrlmd1]

Caution, slippery wet road ahead.

[Water Warrior 2]

Ahead of the crowd is a good place to be except in a mine field.

[bpdchief]

Field of Dreams was a good movie.

[Water Warrior 2]

Movie for sale or rent, 5 bucks.

[bpdchief]

Bucks are wasted on women who dance at chrome poles!

[Water Warrior 2]

Poles that are chromed, how would you know??

[mrlmd1]

Know this - he probably knows that the poles are chrome from personal experience.

[Fawlty]

Experience of pole dancing by males probably makes them a minority group.

[Water Warrior 2]

Group of males watching male pole dancers are of a different persuasion.

[jonathan180iq]

Persuasion, or inclinations of one's sexual preference, seems to get a lot of unnecessary political and media attention in today's world.

[mrlmd1]

World of difference amongst people is what keeps it interesting, as well as sometimes amusing.

[Water Warrior 2]

Amusing thoughts keep me entertained.

[Fawlty]

Entertained myself yesterday by baking some bread for the first time and found it a lot easier than I thought.

[Water Warrior 2]

Thought provoking words can be harmful.

[jonathan180iq]

Harmful thoughts, or words, derive their power from a lack of confidence or from an improper self perspective.

[bpdchief]

Perspective is a personal thing.

[mrlmd1]

Thing between your legs can greatly influence thought, (Confucious?)

[Water Warrior 2]

Thought the forecast was for rain but it is all white outside at present.

[bpdchief]

Present weather is apt to change without notice.

[Water Warrior 2]

Notice of foreclosure is not welcome in most cases.

[bpdchief]

Cases of foreclosure are a blight on the housing and financial world, notices of same come with alarming frequency.

[Water Warrior 2]

Frequency of battery replacement in smoke detectors is small.

[Fawlty]

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.

[Water Warrior 2]

Enterprises such as Microsoft have taken the world by storm.

[bpdchief]

Storm damage causes grief for millions throughout the world.

[mrlmd1]

World peace would be the ideal thing to happen but is very unlikely.

[Water Warrior 2]

Unlikely as all get out after reading the news today.

[mrlmd1]

Today is yesterday's tomorrow.

[Fawlty]

Tomorrow hopes that we have learned something from yesterday.

[mrlmd1]

Yesterday my cable modem for the computer/internet crapped out and a repairman had to come over and replace it, using an even older, dirtier one that he had in his truck, but at least that one is working.

[Water Warrior 2]

Working on the idea of a new TV to increase my entertainment options.

[bpdchief]

Options for entertainment are always welcome.

[Water Warrior 2]

Welcome to my 68th year of existance as of yesterday.

[Fawlty]

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

[Water Warrior 2]

Away with your pessimism.

[Fawlty]

Pessimism is not always deep.

[mrlmd1]

Deep pockets are always great to have.

[jonathan180iq]

Have at it, MrLmd1, and fill my pockets with this mythological substance referred to as "money".

[mrlmd1]

"Money?," I used to have that, and what I meant to say was that deep pockets WOULD be great to have, not how I wrote it, that they ARE great to have, but you catch my drift.

[jonathan180iq]

Drift wood is the only type of lumber I can afford.

[Water Warrior 2]

Afford, yup, that's what I drive. :lol:

[bpdchief]

Drive a Ford - can be a major cause of embarrassment in Chevy country.

[Water Warrior 2]

Country of origin takes on a new meaning in the world economy and manufacturing.

[mrlmd1]

Manufacturing is disappearing from here and going over to Asia where labor is cheaper and copyright laws are not well enforced.

[bpdchief]

Enforced by corrupt political puppets.

[Water Warrior 2]

Puppets will often dance for whoever signs their pay cheque.

[mrlmd1]

Cheque this out, no, no, check this out, and I wish you guys up there would learn how to spell. :lol: :) :poke2:

OR

Cheque is in the mail. (Take your pick.)

[bpdchief]

Mail me a cheque and I'll check it out!

[Water Warrior 2]

Out of blank cheques...........do you accept Paypal?

[Fawlty]

Paypal rules on Ebay

[jonathan180iq]

Ebay doesn't accept backwards, made-up currency like the Loonie ;)

[mrlmd1]

Loonie Tunes, with Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Sylvester, Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck, can occupy and entertain you for hours.

[Fawlty]

Hours watching Elmer and you may need some wabbit stew.

[jonathan180iq]

Stew over the antics of that "waskly wabbit" is what Elmer did.

[Water Warrior 2]

Did somebody say stew?

[mrlmd1]

Stew is what he said.

[jonathan180iq]

Said Carl Weathers, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going."

http://s3.vidimg.popscreen.com/original/4/NWxGWkF5WlBqVjAx_o_carl-weathers-got-stew-going.jpg

[Water Warrior 2]

Going to send you to counseling for writing 4 sentences.

[bpdchief]

Sentences of life in prison should be imposed on those who violate the rules of the game.

[Fawlty]

Game stew could include wabbit.

[Water Warrior 2]

Wabbit is Elmer's humorous nemesis in cartons.

[jonathan180iq]

Cartons are what eggs come in.

[Fawlty]

In my part of Spain at the moment it is sunny and 70 fahrenheit.