Last Word is the First Word of the Next Sentence

[Water Warrior 2]

Eleven is too early even in my time zone.

[PimpS]

Zone, she's in a zone, said woody harelson to rosie perez in white men can't jump...

[jonathan180iq]

Jump up and down, boys. We've made it to requested page.

[PimpS]

Page is on and we keep on pushing on...

[JWR]

On and on, over and over, will this thread end with no humor?

[Water Warrior 2]

Humor is a human invention.

[Way]

Invention is the mother of necessity, but in this case the father is dyslexic.

[Water Warrior 2]

dyslexic sufferers have bassackwards vision and optical wiring.

[mrlmd1]

Wiring is a hard word to start a sentence with.

[PimpS]

With with again, I don't complain!

[Rider]

are you fighting there fellows? :)

[blaine]

are you fighting there fellows? :)
Na,Just a mid-winter game.Last word of sentence is the beginning of the next sentence.
:cool: :)

[Gz Rider]

Sentence structures can fool some into thinking we are fighting.

[blaine]

Fighting no,disagree,sometimes. :poke2: :lol:

[Gz Rider]

Sometimes a disagreement can lead to a better understanding for all involved, but not always.

[Way]

Always is one of those words that can get you in trouble, kind of like saying Never, because there's always Except...

[Water Warrior 2]

Except the very wealthy.

[Gz Rider]

Wealthy people might say being wealth is not all it's cracked up to be but being poor sure sucks.

[Way]

Sucks being poor and even though money can't buy happiness it's better to be miserable and rich.

[Water Warrior 2]

Rich can also be a state of mind but I would also like a large bank account to go with it.

[Gz Rider]

It is nice to have money but it's not what you make, it's what you spend!

[Way]

Spend the money now, make it later: deja-vu all over again. :yes:

[Water Warrior 2]

Again and again I said to her, "no more credit cards".

[jonathan180iq]

Cards are what got us into this mess and MORE cards seem to be what people want to use to get out of it....

[Gz Rider]

It is easier to get more cards than more money!

[Water Warrior 2]

Money can be a big concern when it is time to pay the rent.

[mrlmd1]

Rent it - don't buy it, if it floats, flies, or fornicates.

[Water Warrior 2]

Fornicates around behind her back. :shocked: :shocked:

[jonathan180iq]

Back bacon, in large quantities, is probably the best food in the world.

[Gz Rider]

World tensions seem to be heating up.

[PimpS]

Up, i hope it goes up to better place!

[Rookie Rider]

Place you say ? Iran needs to go !

[Water Warrior 2]

Go where, they are already acting like they are the center of the universe.

[Rookie Rider]

Universe is a big place that Iran doesnt need to be in.

[Water Warrior 2]

In our dreams

[blaine]

Dreams never last. :) :cool:

[Water Warrior 2]

Last of the Mohicans.

[jonathan180iq]

Mohicans settled East of the Delaware, but before that, their history suggests that they crossed the Bearing Straight, much like other native peoples who settled in North America.

[Water Warrior 2]

America................where the 4th of July is a really special day.

[mrlmd1]

Day after day, ride your bike.

[PimpS]

Bike, lets talk more about bikes than politics, it makes us more closer and less agressive.

[Rookie Rider]

Agressive riders may be in for a rude awakening .

[PimpS]

awakening , great one from the doors

[Water Warrior 2]

Doors are a wonderful thing to slam when mad.

[mrlmd1]

Mad Hatter was quite a character in Alice in Wonderland.

(I'm trying to make these harder).

[blaine]

Wonderland is were Alice resides. :biggrin: :cool:

[Water Warrior 2]

Resides rhymes with besides.

[PimpS]

Besides the bike, i'm in serious checking up of the gear i will buy.

[jonathan180iq]

Buy what you want, but "things" won't make you a better rider; only practice and technique can do that.

[Gz Rider]

That is true but in the meantime of waiting to become a better rider, "things" may help if you fall in your inexperience.

[mrlmd1]

Inexperience may make you fall.

[jonathan180iq]

Fall into line, accept the experience of others who have made the same mistakes that you will, and you will come to appreciate the effectiveness and necessity of motorcycle riding gear.

[mrlmd1]

Gear up, always, no excuses.

[Water Warrior 2]

Excuses for road rash do not always ring true.

[Gz Rider]

True or not, the excuses won't make your road rash feel any better!

[mrlmd1]

Better to have the gear on, then no rash.

[Water Warrior 2]

Rash decisions can lead to lessons learned the hard way.

[PimpS]

Way, like Axl sang ''my way, your way, anything goes tonight...''

[jonathan180iq]

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999.

[Gz Rider]

1999, newyears eve, they said if everyone picked up the phone to see if it was still working, the whole phone system would collapse and that made me want to do it!

[jonathan180iq]

It is something I did as well, while squeezing my butt cheeks and squinting, waiting for the end.

[PimpS]

End came smelly and strong; almost felt sorry for the food i ate before.

[Water Warrior 2]

Before I play with C-4 I want my last supper.

[Gz Rider]

Before I play with C-4 I want my last supper.

Supper time is coming soon here on the east coast.

[Water Warrior 2]

Coast up to the table and put on a bib.

[Rookie Rider]

Bib for the gas tanks :)

[Water Warrior 2]

Tanks are what we used to call big old Buicks.

[PimpS]

Buick is one of those interesting companies that made their own statement in design.

[Way]

Design can incorporate form and function but can be independent of usefulness.

[mrlmd1]

Usefulness. like beauty, is often in the eyes of the beholder.

[Water Warrior 2]

Beholder and be bolder have little in common me thinks.

[mole2]

Think that this conversation is getting a little flakey.


:)

[dentheman]

Flakey snow is falling here at this moment.

[mrlmd1]

Moment by moment, if it (the snow) and this (the thread) continues, it will get worse.

[Rookie Rider]

worse is hear, shall this end now or later ?

[Rookie Rider]

later i will spell here right, haha

[Water Warrior 2]

haha yourself.

[Way]

Yourself is going to be pretty hard to start a sentence with, but I'm sure someone would be willing to give it a go.

[mrlmd1]

Go away.

[PimpS]

Away came up already, but hey, we're ready and steady!

[Way]

Steady as she goes, with a 16 tooth sprocket.

[Water Warrior 2]

Sprocket has a built in rocket.

[Rookie Rider]

Rocket pocket ? Or is it pocket rocket ?

[Water Warrior 2]

Rocket Man.

[mrlmd1]

Man, this is getting really bad.

[Water Warrior 2]

Bad enough to throw in the towel and call it done ?

[PimpS]

Done my choir, went to dentist.

[Rookie Rider]

Dentist said to stop al this now, it can go on forever.

[mrlmd1]

Forever and a day probably.

[mrlmd1]

Forever and a day probably.

[Way]

Probably will fade in and out with sporadic bursts of renewed interest.

[PimpS]

Interest is now all white

[Way]

White is the color of winter

[PimpS]

Winter will be over soon i hope.

[Rookie Rider]

HOPE !!

[blaine]

Hope your right!!! :) :cool:

[Way]

Right as rain or April showers, bringing May flowers, time is moving forward, days are getting longer and Spring is around the corner.

[PimpS]

Corner will first left, then out to the riding.

[Way]

Riding with the road salt is not an option at this time, have to wait for the rain to wash it away.

[PimpS]

Away with the story, i wonder where gz rider is...

[Way]

Is the thread going to end at 14 pages?

[PimpS]

Pages are read and i wonder where is at

[Rookie Rider]

At the end of the tunnel.

[PimpS]

tunnel with a light in the end is supposed to be a travelling into another dimension...

[bpdchief]

Dimension or Twilight Zone, one must always travel onward.

[Rookie Rider]

Onward with our gz250 bikes

[Water Warrior 2]

"bikes" are a costly and rewarding hobby.

[mrlmd1]

Hobby stores are the best for walking around in and browsing.

[Rookie Rider]

Browsing, is something i dont like doing with my wife, it takes too long.

[Water Warrior 2]

Long of tooth is an interesting phrase.

[bpdchief]

Phrase - A short clause or portion of a period.

[Rookie Rider]

Period, is this the end of the story ?

[PimpS]

Story is a must

[mrlmd1]

Must we go on with this?

[Water Warrior 2]

THIS day marks 28 shopping days till Christmas.

[jonathan180iq]

Christmas is, by far, the most stressful Holiday for people with large families.

[bpdchief]

Families are why I prefer the company of dogs.

[Water Warrior 2]

DOGS are man's best friend outside of a good book, inside a dog is too dark to read.

[bpdchief]

Read... yes, to read is a good thing. It allows one to explore the theater of the mind says I.

[jonathan180iq]

I cannot believe someone remembered the quote about the inability to read whilst inside a canine.

[mrlmd1]

Canine teeth, if large, can look ominous.

[Rookie Rider]

Ominous, i havent heard that word in a long time.

[mrlmd1]

Time out RR, that's cheating.

[bpdchief]

Cheating is a crappy way to carry on in a word game.

[Water Warrior 2]

Game is found in the forest and on the highways.

[bpdchief]

highways, esp secondary roads are the best way to truely see the country.

[mrlmd1]

Country singing appeals to a lot of people.

[dentheman]

People, how long have we been playing this game?

[Rookie Rider]

Game is still on.

[PimpS]

On go the ones that don't complain...

[bpdchief]

Complain shows weakness and that we must never do.

[PimpS]

Do the revolution is popular these days in Slovenija...

[jonathan180iq]

Slovenia is known for it's rebellions, grassroots movements, the Adriatic sea, and simply being awesome.

[mrlmd1]

Awesome would have been winning the Powerball lottery for $587.5 million.

[bpdchief]

Million Man March, million dollar movies - so many things with "million" attached.

[Water Warrior 2]

Attached garages will cause higher home insurance premiums.

[jonathan180iq]

Premiums only increase if the agency rep discovers what is truly lurking inside.

[Water Warrior 2]

Inside a dog, oops, been there done that.

[mrlmd1]

That was a memory lapse.

[bpdchief]

Lapse or laps ... his mind is running loops round his helmet holder

[Rookie Rider]

Holder boulder, over the shoulder boulder holder again.

[bpdchief]

Again RR has come up with a sentence that weak or mild.

[Water Warrior 2]

Mild mannered or not RR could be a super hero in disguise.

[bpdchief]

Disguise is best accomplished by blending in.

[mrlmd1]

In case nobody realizes it, this thread has been going on for almost a year.

[bpdchief]

year is a long time, but, it took a while to take off and get running.

[Water Warrior 2]

Running Bear was a popular song many years ago.

[bpdchief]

Ago is not an easy word to start a sentence with.

[Water Warrior 2]

With a little thought anything is feasible.

[Rookie Rider]

Feasable is not a $300-$400 valve adjustment.

[Water Warrior 2]

Adjustment in Government spending will always cost the taxpayer more.

[mrlmd1]

More of this every day, each time I log on to this site.

[bpdchief]

Site allows us to indulge in silly word games.

[Water Warrior 2]

Games with fancy high falutin words are a politicians favorite pastime.

[jonathan180iq]

Pastime spectators can become raucous when their team of choice is losing the game.

[Rookie Rider]

Game Over !!

[mrlmd1]

Over our dead bodies - not yet.

[Water Warrior 2]

Yet we continue to find dead bodies in out of the way locations.

[mrlmd1]

Locations like this are lively.

[Rookie Rider]

Lively isnt what my gz is at the moment.

[Water Warrior 2]

Moment by moment, step by step, I snuck down the hallway to scare that hairball of a cat.

[jonathan180iq]

Cat calls, and other generally grotesque ways of calling attention to exquisite examples of the fairer sex, will not net you the kind of reaction that you want.

[Rookie Rider]

Want springtime to come fast.

[Water Warrior 2]

Fast women, fast cars and Sloe Gin............yeah!

[jonathan180iq]

"Yeah" is an expression commonly used in an attempt to try and end word games early.

[Water Warrior 2]

Early and late usually refer to time but have different meanings.

[mrlmd1]

Meanings of words can change depending on the context.

[bpdchief]

Context - An interesting word which inspires creative thought processes in the cranial matter.

[Water Warrior 2]

Matter of fact I just might create a fresh pot of coffee.

[mrlmd1]

Coffee with Kahlua, Sambucca, Amaretto, or some other liqueur mixed in is much better.

[Rookie Rider]

Better with a little Irish in it ehh.

[Water Warrior 2]

"Ehh", that's almost like Canadian.

[jonathan180iq]

Canadian bacon deserves its own category in the food pyramid.

[Water Warrior 2]

Pyramid power is an interesting subject to study.

[Rookie Rider]

Study was something i didnt do in school.

[Water Warrior 2]

School of fish make tasty snack for large predator.

[jonathan180iq]

Predator never really stood a chance against the Alien horde.

[mrlmd1]

Horde is a word used to signify a large group or mass or crowd of people, usually applied to nomads or tribes in Asia, and should not be confused with hoard, which means a collection of valuable objects or artifacts hidden away or buried in the ground.

[bpdchief]

Ground water and the proper processing thereof is a subject which WW should be able to school us on.

[jonathan180iq]

On to simpler things does his mind wander, as the years of loud pipes and illicit drugs have limited his capacity for deeper thought.

[Water Warrior 2]

Thought I thaw a puty tat?

[mrlmd1]

Tat was a good one and tat has many diverse meanings, from an Iranian ethnic group, to an HIV gene (Trans-Activator of Transcription), to any personality test designed to yield information about someone's personality on the basis of their unrestricted response to ambiguous objects or situations (Thematic Apperception Test), to inelegance indicated by a lack of good taste and tastelessness by virtue of being cheap and vulgar, and many, many more, just in case you wanted to know, since I just looked it up in Google in order to respond to your last entry.

[jonathan180iq]

Entry into high density atmospheres can cause spontaneous combustion.

[Very well done, MrLmd1]

[Water Warrior 2]

Combustion can occur when a submarine implodes and the air is compressed and heated quickly enough to cause a flash fire and thus render slow suffocation a none event.

[mrlmd1]

Event horizons are bad places to be at but would be cool to observe.

[Water Warrior 2]

Observe and record is what bird watchers do all over the planet.

[mrlmd1]

Planet Hollywood had cool stuff on the walls - do they still exist?

[bpdchief]

Exist is a hard word with which to begin any meaningful intellectual discourse, and yet we must try.

[Water Warrior 2]

Try try and try again till you get the job done correctly but try not to look surprised when you finally succeed.

[bpdchief]

Succeed financially is something we would all do if only we knew the winning lotto numbers.

[Water Warrior 2]

Numbers is also an interesting TV program that I used to watch weekly.

[bpdchief]

Weekly TV watching will dull the senses and could lead to moronic behaviour.

[Water Warrior 2]

Behavior awards are sometimes handed out by LEOs. ( :lol: )

[mrlmd1]

LEOs are on the watch for speedy bikers.

[Rookie Rider]

Bikers are a cool bunch of folks.

[mrlmd1]

Folks, this is going to go forever.

[PimpS]

Forever became boring word in this game.

[bpdchief]

Game on boys and girls!!!

[Rookie Rider]

Girls ? Where? WHERE ??

[Water Warrior 2]

Where, ware or wear, make a decision.

[bpdchief]

decision - a judgment or conclusion reached or given

[Water Warrior 2]

Sounds to me like a bit of legalese.

[bpdchief]

Given that WW missed the boat on this one, I'll have to continue this.

[Water Warrior 2]

This has been an example of one of my more senior moments and I beg forgiveness.

[mrlmd1]

Forgiveness? From us? Don't bet on it. :poke2: :)

[Water Warrior 2]

It is me down on my knees begging forgiveness and you poke me in the eyes ??????????????????????????????????

[JWR]

Eyes can see and the nose can smell, it's nearly Christmas and raining like hell.

[mrlmd1]

Hell is when you have a great motorcycle and a nice road to ride but there is no gas.

[JWR]

Gas, ass or grass, no one rides for free.

[Water Warrior 2]

Free us from this money grabbing Carbon Tax.

[Rookie Rider]

Tax this, tax that, take all my money !!

[PimpS]

Money's too tight to mention...

[JWR]

Mention a great riding road and everyone wants to join in.

[mrlmd1]

In case no one noticed, this is the only thread active for the past few days on this forum.

[JWR]

Forum rules are for the weak, now is the time to show our power.

[Water Warrior 2]

Power has always been a figment of my imagination.

[mrlmd1]

Imagination is what carries you away to far off places.

[Water Warrior 2]

Places where motorcycles are common and rain is rare.

[bpdchief]

Rare steak, good wine and a roaring fire - what a great way to ring in the new year.

[mrlmd1]

Year after year this forum has endured.

[bpdchief]

Endured and gotten stronger... long live the forum for small bikes.

[Water Warrior 2]

Bikes can be a source of enjoyment or frustration.

[mrlmd1]

Frustration is watching those assholes in Congress unable to deal with ANYTHING (other than getting themselves re-elected), and realizing that they actually get paid for that time they spend as "public servants".

[bpdchief]

Public Servants esp in the Government of the USA are a bunch of freeloading, self-centered lying bastards led by a Socialist Dickwad who is leading our country to ruin.


(I'll have to go to confession for this one "Forgive me Father for I have sinned")

[Water Warrior 2]

The Federal and Provincial politicians here in the GWN have a wonderful system. They can actually present a Bill for approval to increase their pay, benefits, perks and retirement and then vote it in without approval of anyone else. Their retirement benefits are beyond belief and they never need to make a contribution beforehand or after.
Where else in the world can you work for 6 years in a Federal Gov and qualify for a high dollar pension for life?? They are not Public Servants, they are Public Thieves and dam proud of it.

[mrlmd1]

It is turning into anti-government tirade.

(I have been trying to make this last word-first word thing as hard as possible, and this sentence doesn't count - the last word is tirade).

[Water Warrior 2]

Tirade spewing disappointed customers are common when returning gifts after Christmas because they are defective or just plain junk.

[bpdchief]

Junk comes in many forms and not all are stamped "Made in China".

[Water Warrior 2]

China has a tremendous carbon footprint in the industrialised world.

[mrlmd1]

World peace is an illusion.

[Water Warrior 2]

Illusion of the wicked kind can lead to a horrific delusion

[mrlmd1]

Delusion comes from whatever it is that you have been drinking or smoking. :poke2: :roll:

[bpdchief]

Smoking or drinking cause catastrophic damage to your cavernous cadaver.

[jonathan180iq]

Smoking is what it looks like you boys have been doing in my weekly absence, getting all governmental and shit.

[mrlmd1]

Shit is a dirty word, one of those not to be spoken (according to George Carlin), and should not be used on this forum.

[Water Warrior 2]

Forum etiquette bent by "Lord of the Forum".

[jonathan180iq]

Forum Lords follow their own set of codes, while basking in their arrogant glow. ;)

[mrlmd1]

Glow plugs were used in my VW diesel van to get it started.

[Water Warrior 2]

Started planning my future but quit when I realized I'm already there.

[bpdchief]

There I was... ready to give up on this word game and yet!

[Water Warrior 2]

Yet another day of foraging at the local StarBucks and made it home safe and sound.

[mrlmd1]

Sound can be annoying if it's too loud out of a boombox.

[bpdchief]

Boombox players should be locked in a room with Mozart played at full volume non-stop for 5 days.

[Water Warrior 2]

Days of the boombox were numbered with the advent of small music devices and ear plugs.

[bpdchief]

Plugs for your ears that produce wonderous musical notes.

[PimpS]

Notes show, musicians play music...

[JWR]

Music is truly a universal language.

[bpdchief]

Language, both audible and visual are what give us the power of communication.

[jonathan180iq]

Communication ends when one ceases to consider that dissidence, and difference of opinion, creates healthy banter.

[mrlmd1]

Banter, without much thought behind it, can be destructive.