5th_bike
09-21-2011, 10:46 PM
[Yet another one from the Spanish marauder forum. I just wish my English were better.]
Five old friends turned professionals, met up and each one brought his dog.
1- The engineer ordered his dog: Ruler, show your abilities!
Ruler took a hammer, tables and built himself a dog house.
All friends agreed that the dog was incredible.
2-The economist said that his dog could do something better: Cash flow, show your abilities!
Cash flow went to the kitchen, returned with 25 cakes and divided them 5 piles of 5 each.
All friends agreed that he was brilliant.
3- The chemist said that his dog could do something still better:
Oxide, show your abilities!
Oxide walked to the refrigerator, took a quart of milk, ice cream, peeled a banana, used the mixer and made a milkshake.
All friends agreed that he was very impressive.
4- The IT engineer knew that his dog could beat them all: Megabyte, here!
Megabyte started up the computer, ran a virus check, improved the operating system, sent an email and installed an excellent game.
All friends agreed that this was very difficult to surpass.
And they asked the politician: And your dog, what can it do…?
5- The politician called his dog: Delegate, show us your abilities!
Delegate jumped to the task, ate all cakes, drank the milkshake, soiled the carpet, erased the hard drive of the computer, humped the other four dogs one by one, took possession of the dog house via eminent domain, and subsequently acquired parliamentary immunity.
Insurmountable!
Five old friends turned professionals, met up and each one brought his dog.
1- The engineer ordered his dog: Ruler, show your abilities!
Ruler took a hammer, tables and built himself a dog house.
All friends agreed that the dog was incredible.
2-The economist said that his dog could do something better: Cash flow, show your abilities!
Cash flow went to the kitchen, returned with 25 cakes and divided them 5 piles of 5 each.
All friends agreed that he was brilliant.
3- The chemist said that his dog could do something still better:
Oxide, show your abilities!
Oxide walked to the refrigerator, took a quart of milk, ice cream, peeled a banana, used the mixer and made a milkshake.
All friends agreed that he was very impressive.
4- The IT engineer knew that his dog could beat them all: Megabyte, here!
Megabyte started up the computer, ran a virus check, improved the operating system, sent an email and installed an excellent game.
All friends agreed that this was very difficult to surpass.
And they asked the politician: And your dog, what can it do…?
5- The politician called his dog: Delegate, show us your abilities!
Delegate jumped to the task, ate all cakes, drank the milkshake, soiled the carpet, erased the hard drive of the computer, humped the other four dogs one by one, took possession of the dog house via eminent domain, and subsequently acquired parliamentary immunity.
Insurmountable!