5th_bike
09-21-2011, 09:47 PM
[This one is from the Spanish marauder forum maraudercustom.com (thanks Jonathan), they also have a humor section and I couldn't resist checking it out. Thanks to babelfish and some tinkering I hope it's readable English now. Muchos gracias majoni ! :2tup:
A man had three girlfriends and he could not make up his mind as to which one to marry.
He decided to test them, to see who was most suitable to become his wife.
He took 15,000 dollars from his bank account, gave $5,000 to each of them and told them they should spend it as they would see fit.
The first girlfriend went shopping. She bought clothes, jewelry, she went to the beauty parlor, etc. etc. She returned and said to the man: "I spent all the money so I would be be prettier for you. I did it because I want you."
The second one also went shopping and she bought clothes for him, a flat screen tv, slippers, golf clubs, etc.… She returned and said to him: "I spent all the money on gifts for you, so I could I make you happier… I did it because I want you."
The third one invested the money in the stock market. In just three days, she tripled the investment. She returned, gave back the 5,000 dollars and told him: "I invested your money and I gained mine, now I can do what I want with my own money… I did it because I want you."
Then, the man thought.
He thought… thought….
He thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
And he continued thinking.
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
And he continued thinking.
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought….
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
AND HE CHOSE THE GIRL WITH THE LARGEST BREASTS!
So, that's how we are.
A man had three girlfriends and he could not make up his mind as to which one to marry.
He decided to test them, to see who was most suitable to become his wife.
He took 15,000 dollars from his bank account, gave $5,000 to each of them and told them they should spend it as they would see fit.
The first girlfriend went shopping. She bought clothes, jewelry, she went to the beauty parlor, etc. etc. She returned and said to the man: "I spent all the money so I would be be prettier for you. I did it because I want you."
The second one also went shopping and she bought clothes for him, a flat screen tv, slippers, golf clubs, etc.… She returned and said to him: "I spent all the money on gifts for you, so I could I make you happier… I did it because I want you."
The third one invested the money in the stock market. In just three days, she tripled the investment. She returned, gave back the 5,000 dollars and told him: "I invested your money and I gained mine, now I can do what I want with my own money… I did it because I want you."
Then, the man thought.
He thought… thought….
He thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
And he continued thinking.
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
And he continued thinking.
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought….
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
He thought… thought… thought…
AND HE CHOSE THE GIRL WITH THE LARGEST BREASTS!
So, that's how we are.