turbo encabulator

[mrlmd1]

http://www.youtube.com/user/LilAlfiq

[Water Warrior 2]

I have one in my Ranger. Doesn't work worth a darn and cost a lot of pension pesos. ..Talk about a lot of double talk and meaningless drivel. Surely the Gov will vote to buy this bit of nonsense.

[jonathan180iq]

"instead of power being produced by the relative motion of condutors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive directants."

....prefabulate amulite
...panametric fam
...hydrocoptic springs
...forescent score motion
...scoiniouscoital repleneration

I've got to get me a transcendeantal peruvian hopper-datascope... or at least a supernatal warble sprocket.

[bonehead]

A lot of fancy words for POS.

[jonathan180iq]

This should be in the humor section. It's obviously a joke ;)

[mrlmd1]

"instead of power being produced by the relative motion of condutors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive directants."

....prefabulate amulite
...panametric fam
...hydrocoptic springs
...forescent score motion
...scoiniouscoital repleneration

I've got to get me a transcendeantal peruvian hopper-datascope... or at least a supernatal warble sprocket.


Somehow I just knew you would say something like that. God work.

[5th_bike]

He forgot to mention the transfluxinator coil

[jonathan180iq]

I kept looking up other video of this thing and they start making fun of it themselves, in later years.
Was it ever a real product?

Also, can you imagine having to learn that script?

[mrlmd1]

It's very obviously a joke, hoax, play on words. Besides having to learn or remember that script, can you imagine writing it? Wonder what those guys were smoking at the time.
There are a bunch of computer programs that write perfectly correct grammatical sentences where the words don't really go together and make absolutely no sense, much worse than Bush, Palin, Bachmann speak. I'll post one if I can find it somewhere on my computer.
When they are read by someone who looks/sounds professional, it makes everyone else who doesn't understand it feel like a fool, and if they don't know they are behind had, they are.

[jonathan180iq]

Hahaha.

I miss some of the Bushisms.

[Water Warrior 2]

Crap. I was all set to get a Supernatal Warble Sprocket if I could find a matching Magnetic Dingus Coupler in the same phase orientation relative to my earthly position next Friday at noon PST.

[jonathan180iq]

Crap. I was all set to get a Supernatal Warble Sprocket if I could find a matching Magnetic Dingus Coupler in the same phase orientation relative to my earthly position next Friday at noon PST.

Yes, but unfortunately the bicubial containers are currently without their aggregate geometric space inhibitors. Too bad. I was looking forward to your write up on this ;)

[Water Warrior 2]

Well crap again. Must be bad Karma on my part. Might as well go out and buy a Turbo enhanced widget maximizer with a platinum coated plenum diffuser from the Acme Box Company. Highly rated by Willie Coyote.

[jonathan180iq]

http://petcaretips.net/Wylie_Ski.jpg

He's my favorite inventor.

[Way]

I took the liberty of going to the original video on Youtube. To do this, click on the "view comments etc" link just below the original video in mrlmd1's first post. It brings you here:

http://youtu.be/rLDgQg6bq7o

The top comment seems to explain what this was about very well, a new invention for sure but not the one being talked about: :lol:

This is Bud Haggart, who pioneered the "prompter ear". Talent reads copy into a recorder which is then transmitted to an earpiece. The talent then repeats their own recorded voice back with a 2 second delay. This device is still prevalent today and saves TONS of time on-set: no memorizing, no TelePrompTer.

Bud made this demo to show he could handle any bulls*&t copy thrown at him. He almost always nailed? long, difficult passages in one take. Bud passed away last year. God Bless the Bud-Man!

[mole2]

It's very obviously a joke, hoax, play on words. Besides having to learn or remember that script, can you imagine writing it? Wonder what those guys were smoking at the time.
There are a bunch of computer programs that write perfectly correct grammatical sentences where the words don't really go together and make absolutely no sense, much worse than Bush, Palin, Bachmann speak. I'll post one if I can find it somewhere on my computer.
When they are read by someone who looks/sounds professional, it makes everyone else who doesn't understand it feel like a fool, and if they don't know they are behind had, they are.

Yeah....my favorite was the one about visiting 57 states with three more to go but was unable to visit Alaska and Hawaii. Oh wait...that wasn't them. Hmmmm.


:)