blaine
04-29-2011, 10:23 PM
Biker Bob is rolling down the road when the Lord appears and pulls him over. "Biker Bob, you've tried to be the best man you can so I'm here to grant you a wish."
Biker Bob thinks and finally says, "Lord, could you build a highway to Hawaii so's me and all the other bikers can go there without getting on a boat?"
"Well, say's the Lord, I can't really do things so obviously like a miracle. You understand."
"Well, say's Biker Bob, after some thought, could you make it so's I can understand women better...to know what they really mean, and how they're really feeling and what they REALLY want?"
The lord ponders this for a while and says unto Biker Bob "Will that be two lanes or Four?"
:rawk: :)
Biker Bob thinks and finally says, "Lord, could you build a highway to Hawaii so's me and all the other bikers can go there without getting on a boat?"
"Well, say's the Lord, I can't really do things so obviously like a miracle. You understand."
"Well, say's Biker Bob, after some thought, could you make it so's I can understand women better...to know what they really mean, and how they're really feeling and what they REALLY want?"
The lord ponders this for a while and says unto Biker Bob "Will that be two lanes or Four?"
:rawk: :)