Irish Wit!

[blaine]

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina Parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this.......

''Good morning! This is Sergeant Flannagan. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day to your good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There is a donkey lying dead right in the middle of my front lawn. "

Sergeant Flannagan, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied.......

"Ah..... to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
:roll: :tongue:

[mrlmd1]

If you keep writing so many jokes each day on here,

1.) You'll have no time to ride
2.) You'll run out some day and not be able to continue
3,) You'll have to quit your day job and do this full time.

Keep 'em coming, it's better than some other stuff on here and we always look to see what you'll come up with next. :) :2tup:

[GZ250]

lovely