Why We Love Children.

[blaine]

A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know tat the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst!' and it didn't move."
:tongue: :roll:

[Water Warrior 2]

Did ya hear about the snake that was so poor it didn't have a pit to hiss in ?

[blaine]

Did ya hear about the snake that was so poor it didn't have a pit to hiss in ?

That's a pretty poor snake. :poke2: :crackup :tup: