Explanation of the oil crisis.

[blaine]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in Canada.

Well, there's a very simple answer,
Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for this is purely geographical.

Our Oil is located in:

ALBERTA
SASKATCHEWAN
BRITISH COLUMBIA
MANITOBA
COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK
COASTAL NEWFOUNDLAND

Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA

Any Questions?
NO?... Didn't think so.
:) :cool:

[Water Warrior 2]

One of the reasons gas was over $6 a gallon yesterday in Vancouver.